Picking up women, the American Dad way

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Registered: 11-21-2005
Picking up women, the American Dad way
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Sun, 04-29-2007 - 9:46pm

Okay, I'm really bored (thus all the posts I've made tonight), but I promise this will be the last topic I start tonight. LOL

Anyway, does anyone watch American Dad? (Cartoon that's on after Family Guy). Tonight, the father is suffering from ED because he can't stop thinking about all the guys his wife slept with before they were married. The wife is trying to tell him sex means nothing with someone you don't love, and says he should go have sex with another woman to see what she means. He won't do it because he says he won't break his marriage vows, so the wife decides to divorce him so he can go have sex with another woman and not be breaking his vows.

Well, when he goes out to pick up women, he approaches one at a bar and just yells, "Intercourse! I'm going to have intercourse with you!"

Hehehehe Talk about cutting to the chase (this "technique" did not work, though lol).
















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Sun, 04-29-2007 - 10:08pm

That is why you should never reveal your "number."

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Registered: 11-21-2005
Mon, 04-30-2007 - 11:57am
LOL