They're mad as heck...

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Registered: 10-14-2003
They're mad as heck...
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Sat, 04-28-2007 - 9:32am

... and they're not going to take it anymore!!

The animals are gearing up. I had to go to the university yesterday to have a PPD test done. While I'm sitting there in the nurses' office, waiting my turn, the student in front of me told the nurse she was there because a squirrel had attacked her that morning. The rodent had jumped from a tree, landing on her head and scratched her and scared the bejeesus our of her. Didn't bite her, but the student was going to have a tetnus shot to be sure.

As I'm sitting there, listening to this, ANOTHER student popped his head in the nurses' office door and said, "I got attacked by a squirrel. I need to see the nurse!"

*I cracked up at that point*

AND NOW, as I sit here typing this, there is a robin beating on my downstairs basement window. He's been sitting there for about an hour, banging on the window with his beak.

I attribute all this animal hostility to nature show hosts.

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Registered: 03-20-2003
Sun, 04-29-2007 - 1:26pm

Oh! I just had an idea!

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Registered: 10-14-2003
Sun, 04-29-2007 - 1:32pm

>Oh! I just had an idea!

Can you put something soft where the robin is pecking to muffle the sound?<

I thought about that. Actually the sound isn't really all that loud. When I first heard it, it sounded sort of like a twig hitting the window. (I thought that's what it was, since there's a bush right next to that window anway.)

I think maybe the robin sees his reflection in the window - maybe he/she thinks it's another robin. You'd think he/she would figure it out though.

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Registered: 11-21-2005
Sun, 04-29-2007 - 2:45pm
AAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!! OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! That's HORRIBLE!!!!!!!!!!! Eew! Eew! Eew! ::crosses legs and curls up into fetal position::
















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Registered: 11-01-2005
Sun, 04-29-2007 - 3:13pm

Yeah I feel that....

What about penis piercings???? What the hell would possess a man to think thats a good idea?? Thats as close to 'barbed' as it comes...

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Registered: 03-20-2003
Sun, 04-29-2007 - 4:14pm

I've always wondered....where exactly does one pierce a penis?

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Registered: 11-21-2005
Sun, 04-29-2007 - 4:39pm

I dated a guy who had piercings on his wazoo. When something goes "wrong," it definitely hurts, that's for sure!

They pierce it on the part where there's a little excess skin on the underside of the head...I can't really describe it.
















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