Would you pay $25 for a love spell? (...

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Would you pay $25 for a love spell? (...
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Thu, 12-08-2005 - 2:36pm

Would you pay $25 for a love spell? (Taken from an ad that's circulating)



  • No way. That's stupid.
  • No, but I might pay less.
  • Only if I had $25 to waste
  • I don't know.
  • Yes, it's worth a try.
  • Yes, I'd pay even more.


You will be able to change your vote.


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Tue, 12-27-2005 - 2:22pm

OK…, I ordered the spell. It cost me $25 bucks and is a rush delivery. Strange process…., it starts by choosing the spell from a rather large list of spells…, here’s a partial list;

Retrieve a Lover; if you long for the return of a lost lover...there is something you can do about it! Emergency Spells; urgent! If your need is immediate and time is short!
Rejuvenated Love Spell; let this very special spell remind your partner of the wonderful feelings they once had for you.
A Spell For Women Only...; this spell is designed to find you the "right" guy!
Growing His Love Spell; it's time for you to take that leap of faith and call upon a powerful psychic to help get your man.
The Lust For Me Spell; stimulate the lover of your choice to have strong, uncontrollable thoughts about holding you, caressing you, making love to you.
The Breakup Spell; is your heart breaking because your true love is with someone else?
The Enchantment Spell; a spell to bring you everlasting love in a very short time.
Full Moon Spells; do you want to find the love of your life? The other half of your soul? A Full Moon spell is designed to do just that.
The Change Your Lover's Mind Spell; this love spell is designed to soften the hardest of hearts.
Steamy Sex Spell; this spell is designed for you to enjoy sex to the fullest. Every night will be like the first night!
The Shooting Star Spell; the Shooting Star spell is designed for someone who is ready to take their life to a new level.
The Return to Me Spell; this love spell is for when you know you are meant to be together, but something is amiss...
The Unconditional Love Spell; receive the love you’ve always yearned for!
Fire Spell; rekindle your lover's fire -- in and out of bed!
The Reconciliation Spell; establish an unbreakable bond between the two of you!
Whammy Spell!; if you know a couple out there who shouldn't be together, you can do something about it!
Looking for Your Soul Mate?; e veryone has a soul mate. Let a psychic speed up the process of finding yours!
Give Him Fever!; g pen his eyes to your sensual side!
The Love Spell; summon the spirits to improve a current relationship or start a new one with our classic love spells.
Black Magic Spell; use Black Magic to reunite with your lover!
Bewitching Spell; has someone taken your place? It's not too late to undo it. You could get them out of the picture!
Give Her Fever!; does she turn away when you make advances even though she knows you are turned on to her?
The Friend to Lover Spell; if you have passionate feelings about a special friend and want to stimulate their passion for you, you have come to the right place.
Wizard's Love Slave Spell; if your lover is just going through the motions, and your sex life is almost nonexistent, this spell could dramatically change your life!!!
Come Back My Love; for whatever reason your lover is not with you, this spell plants the seeds of their return.
Witchman's Spell; whether it's a broken heart, a plunging bank account, or an inattentive lover, this powerful spell could make it right
Make Me Sexy; do you want to be desired, loved, ravished? Do you want to attract the "right" type to you?
Holiday Love Spell; is this the time of year when you wish you had the person of your dreams by your side.
Growing Her Love Spell; it's time to open your woman's eyes once and for all so she can finally realize what she's been missing.
Give Me My Love!!; a Love Spell to bring back your love quickly and unconditionally!!
The Seduce Me Spell; this remarkable spell is designed to open the heart and mind of that special person to your irresistible allure.
The Shaman's Erotic Spell; once your lover is turned on to you, think of the possibilities!
The Last Chance Spell; if you've tried everything and failed… don't give up! There’s one more thing you can try - and it's risk free!
Aura Cleansing; cleansing your aura will remove the imperfections and dark clouds that surround it--allowing love and money to flow through your aura into your life.
Warlock Lover Spell; it is possible to win back your lover's heart because a gifted psychic awaits your call for help.
The Krakow Spell; become the master of your life and determine the course of your destiny!
Mend a Broken Heart; you are at a crossroads... but don't give up yet!
Lost Love Spell; if your one- and-only is living somewhere else, you may want to consider one last option.
Rapprochement Spell; from the heartland of the french countryside comes this very powerful spell to help you reunite with your lover.
The Way We Were; a unique love spell cast in your behalf to return you and your lover to the way you were.
Shower Me With Love; an incredible love spell to help you find the person that will Shower You With Love.
Exorcise Your Inner Demons; once liberated from your personal demons, be prepared to experience love, financial rewards, and happiness!
Starting Over Spell; perhaps it's time to get rid of all the baggage and wipe the slate clean.
Jump Start Your Boyfriend; your boyfriend needs a jump-start right now, and we know just the person to do it.
Jump Start Your Girlfriend; your girlfriend needs a jump-start right now, and we know just the person to do it!
Master of White Magic; once he makes the psychic connection with you, your life will never be the same! Forgive Me...; if a past mistake is haunting you, preventing the two of you from reuniting, don’t give up.
Be My Valentine Spell; help bring that special person closer to you!
The Luck Spell; you can change your luck instantly! If you need good luck to happen today, ask for the Luck Spell.
Mo-Jo Spell; Mo-Jo is an ancient, powerful force that has captivated the creole people for centuries.
End Regret Spell; it's time to put the past behind you and continue on with your life!
The Ramah Spell; if you have a pure heart, you could be blessed with riches!


Whoa…, I’m not used to so many choices. Well being inexperienced in these things I decided to go with the Classic Love Spell…, $19.95 + $5 for a rush delivery. Interesting…, anyway I now type in all the relevant facts about my spell.., you know; the who, what, where, and why thing. So I wrote all I knew about Tracy (basically the last post), and then it gives you a chance to make any special comments. I dutifully filled in that section too mentioning that I was the point man for a whole forum just waiting to get out there and cast spells for love based on what happens to me.

They got spells for everything from money to health. They have gay spells, triple spells, voodoo, African, Haitian spells. Get rich spells, animal spells, revenge spells…, the website was so vast I had to take a spell from spells…, hahaha.

I even looked far and wide for a “Concern Spell”.., you know…, the spell you cast before you call the woman you broke up with three weeks later to find out how she’s doing…, the spell basically makes her understand you were just concerned about her and that you aren’t wanting to start it up anymore…, and you aren’t doing it for an ego pump or in the hopes of sex…, and she won’t feel bad about it because she’ll get a chance to vent her anger or disappointment and finally get some closure so as to move on quicker to a better relationship…, ahhhh…, but I digress.

So…, the spells in the mail so they say…., I’m curious what I’m supposed to do when I get it. The instructions say the (whatever I get in the mail) is supposed to tell me what day the spell will be cast and what I’m supposed to do…, I hope it’s nothing weird like getting a lock of her hair or something like that…, maybe some chicken gut thing…, hopefully not standing naked on a freeway overpass with a sign that says “I love you Tracy”…, I’m hoping for an incantation by a lit candle or something I can do in the privacy of my own home…, this could get ugly.

Ok.., there’s your update. Spell summary to come as soon as I receive whatever it is in the mail.

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Wed, 12-28-2005 - 6:12pm

For real??

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Wed, 12-28-2005 - 6:37pm

Oh it’s a done deal shiestwon,
Like I said…, the spells in the mail…, and I most certainly plan on keeping everyone up to date…, as far as the breakup spell goes she said it was over with him…, but I’m sure the calastrologists can use that as a disclaimer if it doesn’t work!!

Remember our deal though…, you have to post a sticky to take up a collection for me if it doesn’t work.

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Wed, 12-28-2005 - 9:16pm

Did I say that?

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Thu, 12-29-2005 - 3:43am

No you didn't say that...,

..., hey, I'm a guy..., you give an inch and I take a mile.

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Thu, 12-29-2005 - 8:50am
wow. this could get interesting.
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Mon, 01-02-2006 - 4:50pm

Well, of course, in all the excitement of the holidays I kinda forgot about this spell thing so I was amused when I got it in the mail today. It was a pretty thick envelope..., unfortunately mostly catalog..., which started a deep foreboding in me of how much junk mail I was about to begin receiving from this place.

There was a one page Love Spell printed on fairly expensive paper. It went on to state that people from all walks of life, and all ages, request spells..., people from 18 to 95, and from statesmen to street people..., which led me to wonder if after 95 years of age you are completely screwed.

Here are a few lines from the letter (with comments from your's truly);

"Love is an elusive quality" (No shyt..., that's probably why when you're totally in love with a woman she will invariably go out and screw another guy).

"The greater our longing for love, the more difficult it becomes to attain true love" (This is the reason Match.com and the like exist).

"..., and true love is a beautiful, fulfilling blend of love, friendship, laughter, loyalty, happiness, and can never come about unless both people are willing to open their hearts fully and without reservation" (ding, ding, ding..., we have a winner!.., We are all just too reserved! Like I said before..., it's like we're all saying; I don't mind if you tag along but if you think I'm going to completely open up to you and let you fully integrate into my life you're crazy).

Then it goes on to talk about barriers and how the love spell can break down those barriers on an ethereal level. It says my Love Spell will be cast on 1/7/06 and no one can predict how long it will take for those barriers to melt away. Then it closes with a note saying what a pleasure it was to have applied their psychic abilities for my benefit...,

..., what a bummer..., there was nothing for me to do. I thought there would be some incantation to speak or mantra to memorize. Oh well.

So, the plan is to go see Tracy on the 7th around 3pm. She's only seen me in a suit till now, so I thought I would show up in street clothes for a treat (of course the suit & tie might be what got her talking to me in the first place so I might just keep suited up, guess I'll decide last minute)..., and I recently got a $100 gift card to El Goucho, a high end restaurant, so I'll BS with her for a spell (hahaha) and toss it out that I need someone to burn this thing up. First dates aren't supposed to be lavish, but what the hell.., I've got a psychic on my side!

Spell update on the 8th.

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Mon, 01-02-2006 - 5:17pm

Sounds like a hoax to me.

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Mon, 01-02-2006 - 5:36pm

Of course it's a hoax...., it just sounded like fun. Even if the right Tracy did go out with me (which she will anyway) and we hit it off, I certainly wouldn't ascribe it to parapsychology....,

..., that would mean I would need to believe in a whole gambit of srewed up ideology like; spirits, channeling, god or gods, demons, life after death, miracles, astrology, reincarnation, voodoo, etc, etc, etc.

I think the universe is perfectly beautiful based soley on the theories and facts of modern science, void of any mysticism.

.., besides now I've got a catalog to order voodoo dolls from..., not that it would have an impact on any aspect of life..., but it could have some therapeutic value ;-)

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Mon, 01-02-2006 - 6:32pm

Well, aren't you feeling good about yourself today...


Even if the right Tracy did go out with me (which she will anyway)


What's your secret to get any girl you want to go out with you?