You know you're single when...

Community Leader
Registered: 07-16-2001
You know you're single when...
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Mon, 03-12-2012 - 10:07pm
You find yourself eating an entire tomato for dinner, with your hands, while standing at the kitchen counter waiting for your French fries to be done...at 9pm because that's when you just got home.

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iVillage Member
Registered: 02-26-2011
Mon, 03-12-2012 - 11:34pm

...When you are incredulous to hear someone complain that they can't take a vacation to somewhere they really want to go because their partner has to work....

iVillage Member
Registered: 09-12-2005
Tue, 03-13-2012 - 9:06am

You don't shave your legs in winter (for those who are COMPLETELY single lol).

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iVillage Member
Registered: 05-14-1999
Tue, 03-13-2012 - 2:29pm

...you've been a member on a message board called "The Single Life" since the early 2000's, and the majority of the threads you start are along the lines of:

iVillage Member
Registered: 02-26-2011
Tue, 03-13-2012 - 3:40pm

...ROFL!

iVillage Member
Registered: 05-10-2005
Tue, 03-13-2012 - 7:47pm

You bargain with yourself that if you clean the bathroom today, you don't have to mop the kitchen floor until next week.

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Community Leader
Registered: 01-25-2010
Tue, 03-13-2012 - 8:43pm

The microwave is your favortie kitchen appliance.

You only put the "old" sheets on the bed since it has been a long time for a "sleeping" partner.

chaika

Community Leader
Registered: 07-16-2001
Tue, 03-13-2012 - 9:15pm

Okay...that one hits home!

iVillage Member
Registered: 06-03-2009
Tue, 03-13-2012 - 10:31pm
...you shamelessly sleep in the middle of the bed and hog all the covers simply because you can =)
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Community Leader
Registered: 07-16-2001
Tue, 03-13-2012 - 10:55pm

Or you sleep curled up in a ball on the edge because it's the only way to keep warm.

iVillage Member
Registered: 02-26-2011
Wed, 03-14-2012 - 1:24am

That's exactly how I sleep, Shy!

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