ACK!!!

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Registered: 10-07-2005
ACK!!!
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Mon, 04-30-2007 - 2:01am

So, I`m sitting here chatting with friends on msn, and P (coffee date guy) pops up and says, "so, is there a naughty girl under that bookkeeper image?"


UUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH


So he's been deleted!


And I chatted with the guy earlier, it was totally innocent and pleasant, not suggestive in any way... so I'm not sure where he got off on that?


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Registered: 02-05-2007
In reply to: cl_alison
Mon, 04-30-2007 - 2:07am

Ya what's up with these guys being so forward right out of the gate?! Today I was checking my mail on POF and I got an instant message. The guy's pictures were cute and the profile was ok so I decided to chat with him. WELL, after complimenting my glasses picture and some side comments about my chest he asked if he could forward me some pictures of himself.....REVEALING pictures. I figured I would mess with him for a bit and see if he would really send them. Sure enough a simple yes and boom....FULL ON FRONTAL CLOSE UPS.

My next comment: "is this your standard opening line?"

Guys are sooooo weird.

iVillage Member
Registered: 10-07-2005
In reply to: cl_alison
Mon, 04-30-2007 - 2:15am

OMG!!!


Ok, your story beats mine LOL!


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Registered: 03-15-2004
In reply to: cl_alison
Mon, 04-30-2007 - 4:10am

You should have responded "Oh, im so sorry. We arent a good match. I like BIG penises!"


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iVillage Member
Registered: 03-15-2004
In reply to: cl_alison
Mon, 04-30-2007 - 4:10am
Yeah, forward! hehehe

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iVillage Member
Registered: 03-15-2004
In reply to: cl_alison
Mon, 04-30-2007 - 4:10am

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Registered: 03-19-2007
In reply to: cl_alison
Mon, 04-30-2007 - 10:02am
OMG!!! that is so funny I thought I was the only one that gets weirdos like that.... and these arent even from any OLD sites just guys (jerks) searching from yahoo and IM me. Usuaally the first words are "how long are they" because of the screenname right then and there i know they are jerks or just out for one thing and I just crack up and tell them long enough to stay far away from weirdos......
sometimes if I'm in a mood I will also "tease" them just to show them how it feels. ARE there any sane single guys out there??????? I should say that are close to my age and not ones that are young enough to be my kid? lol
iVillage Member
Registered: 02-05-2007
In reply to: cl_alison
Mon, 04-30-2007 - 11:48am

LOL...I felt bad for entertaining the idea that he was EVER gonna get some of me but it was so fun. He actually went on to "mention" that he was 8" and 2" thick...LMAO...I mean they were good pics and he has a VERY nice body but COME ON! What kind of weirdo offers to send pictures like THAT almost instantly?!?

Feel free to check this dude out: http://www.plentyoffish.com/member3942190.htm

If you want the additional pics...just let me know!! LOL oh this is to fun!!

iVillage Member
Registered: 05-13-2005
In reply to: cl_alison
Mon, 04-30-2007 - 12:50pm

You are always hilarious!! Good comeback.

What are these guys thinking?

iVillage Member
Registered: 10-30-2004
In reply to: cl_alison
Mon, 04-30-2007 - 1:23pm
My x-husband has a profile on an "adult" site. Someone from my work told me about it (I didn't ask him what HE was doing on that site, lol) Anywhooo, the photos were VERY revealing. My sister printed off the pics from the site "just in case" we need them in the future. LMAO. And he's supposedly OFF the market and has had a GF for almost two years. The next time he tries to hassle me I might show him I have them so he'll leave me alone.
iVillage Member
Registered: 02-05-2007
In reply to: cl_alison
Mon, 04-30-2007 - 2:39pm

HAHAHAHA....now THAT's good!!

Oh crap, I just remembered that the XH has a cd of ME. Mental note: NEVER MAKE A VIDEO! God I hope he forgot about that.

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