To all the Good Apples =)

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Registered: 04-02-2003
To all the Good Apples =)
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Thu, 11-18-2004 - 4:08pm

Women are like apples on trees. The best ones are at the TOP of the tree. Most men don't want to reach for the good ones because they are afraid of falling and getting hurt. Instead, they just get the apples from the ground that aren't as good, but easy... So the apples at the top think something is wrong with them, when in reality, they're AMAZING.
They just have to wait for the right man to come along, the one who's brave enough to climb all the way to the top of the tree! Share this with other women who are good apples, even those who have already been picked!

And...Men are like a fine wine. They start out as grapes, and it's up to women to stomp the crap out of them until they turn into something acceptable to have dinner with.

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Registered: 03-20-2003
Thu, 11-18-2004 - 4:29pm

stomp the crap out of them until they turn into something acceptable to have dinner with...OR, to have WITH dinner... ;)





LOL, that was great Gabriella!!! Thank you for sharing.

Becky

Becky

 

 

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Registered: 05-05-2004
Thu, 11-18-2004 - 4:33pm

That was awesome. It made me smile. I needed that today.

Donna

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Registered: 05-25-2004
Thu, 11-18-2004 - 7:58pm
Very true!! And very funny!! Thanks for the laugh!! I really did laugh out loud!! LOL