Announcing Man Camp Applications -
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| Wed, 06-25-2008 - 7:02pm |
OK girls - just for fun - anyone want to play??:)
All Aboard the Man Camp!
Application for Man Camp
Welcome to Man Camp where many deserving exes get the rare opportunity to see the world through the unique and not necessarily desirable Man Bus featured below.
Application is on a rolling deadline! Sign ex up as soon as the need arises!
Man Camp will be doing scheduled pick up around the country!
While many families and couples are enjoying fun filled sunny beach vacations, your ex can stew in the sweltering hot Man Bus and finally get the time he needs to think over some of his questionable behavior.
Please fill out the following cathartic questionaire to help us better serve you and your family at Man Camp:
Name of said “Man”
Months or years owed in back child support:
Fidelity violations:
Parenting violations:
Spousal and ex spousal behavioral violations:
Food allergies (for use at our discretion)
The Man Bus will provide all passengers with women’s magazines, and all episodes of Sex and the City to be shown in a continuous loop throughout the tour. There will be no alcohol, nicotine or caffeine on the Man Bus allowed. All passengers will be afforded the usual airplane fare of pretzels and one drink per 3 hour trip.
Stewards on the Man Bus are provided for entertainment and general supervision only. Please see picture below of the stewards we have selected for this season’s Man Bus. Everything that happens on the Man Bus stays on the Man Bus.
*Due to rising gas prices, the Man Bus can no longer guarantee its safety or speed.
Stay tuned for more about the Man Bus Scholarship Program
Scholarships will be awarded both for financial need and total cluelessness where innocent women and children are held shamelessly captive.



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LMAO!!!!! City that is hysterical! I'll Sign my ex up NOW.
Hey check it out....some stuff from the brochure showing some lessons at camp:
1) required reading
2) grooming
3) toilet etiquette
4) bed making
5) dishes: men who wash them
6) chivalry is not dead
7) certificates for completion!
8) pride!
Lol- further required reading:
Disneyland Dad: why it's NOT a good idea!
Child Support: really, it's for the child!
Fidelity: yes, you can do it too!
City and Pac Sun- too funny. Made my day. Sign up Dr. G/Mr. Hyde for the first tour! Many qualification too numerous to point out. But he does at least pay the child support- not always on time, but he pays.
You can sign up my ex, Mr. Gods Gift to Woman.
Your creative skills are TOO GOOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! This is one of the most hilarious threads I have seen. OMG.
I can't wait to see MORE!!
PacSun - you are GOOD with those pix!!
Wait til rlch and momoflittlestar see this!!
Don't forget the class:
It seems there is a special bus for repeat offenders.
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