Another Yahoo - laugh of the day

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Registered: 05-13-2005
Another Yahoo - laugh of the day
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Fri, 03-14-2008 - 12:15pm

This one just wrote - and I am like yeah right. I mean I probably would reject him just because I hate beards and he has this scruffy gray one - but read this! He lies about his age and then makes all these demands about his mate being honest - DELETE!! LOL!!

age 54
Looking For Honesty and a best friend and companion and PLEASE NO HEAD GAMES!!!!!!!

Please read this before responding About Me I am 55 years old ,In entertainment and media, looking for companion who likes to travel, enjoy life ,laugh, enjoy ocean, sailing ,I am romantic ,affectionate, I am very affectionate if this is a problem we should not meet I, but Im not a needy person, or want to control someoneIm looking for a woman who can tell me why woman are attracted to jerks!Trust is very important! Like independent women. Like pets and kids. Don't mean to look to serious in pictures ,I'm really a lot of fun and still like to to be treated as you would want to be treated .Also I don't always wear the hat and I am not bald! ,I want to get to know the person, what makes them tick, what they like, don't like, What they like to do. So if we do meet I can try to combine our interests so that we can all try to enjoy our meeting. In other words I would like it to be the kind of date you could at least say you had a nice time.Honesty I see that in many profiles, Honesty to me starts from this profile.If you are married, still trying to see if you can replace your last relationship, rebounding, I am not interested. We all have our share of baggage, for myself I have decided to leave that behind and start fresh. What that means when I meet someone its a clean slate, only we can determine what gets written.I wont paint you with anyone else's paintbrush, please try and do the same . If you are looking for someone who will put their arms around you all night if its right, then I am the person, I work hard but when I'm off I'm looking to be with someone It can be with late at night put our arms each other. ,eat popcorn, watch TV ,talk, find out how each others day went, and feel the closeness, each other deserve.If you are just window shopping and then the reality of meeting someone scares you then please go to the next window, If you are waiting for that ex to call so you can give it another try I don't want to be involved ,you must be free of heart. Hope to hear from you. I would like to meet some one who enjoys fun and is willing to see what happens! I have been away for awhile but still trying to find that right one :) Hal

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Fri, 03-14-2008 - 2:27pm

~Pacific~
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Registered: 05-13-2005
Fri, 03-14-2008 - 2:31pm
OH you are good!! LOL!! Thanks for the laugh!!
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Fri, 03-14-2008 - 2:47pm

Pacsun,


I love it when you are grouchy (at least commenting on *someone* else) LOL!


I am very affectionate You got to put out on the first or second date


What that means when I meet someone its a clean slate, I'm in denial on why all my past relationships did not work


It can be with late at night put our arms each other. Let's throw in something that sounds romantic to hook you (even though I cannot really write well)


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Registered: 08-08-2007
Fri, 03-14-2008 - 3:00pm

LOL Mark!!!!


Your responses are hilarious! A much needed laugh just bellowed out of me!


Well if you love it when I'm grouchy you would certainly love me today. I'm planning on going home, getting in my cozy underclothes,

~Pacific~
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Registered: 05-13-2005
Fri, 03-14-2008 - 4:56pm
Oh wow - this is good indeed - just the laugh we needed!!