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Registered: 05-13-2005
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Thu, 02-28-2008 - 10:28am

OMG.

Okay - Cat - where are you?????? I know you will appreciate this story.

A new batch came in on EH. So, I go through the profiles. Delete delete delete.
- one had a belly the size of 2 pillows
- 3 more had something else I don't remember

BUT This one - he had a decent picture, lives close by, many of the same interests. But there is one small detail that made me delete so so fast:

"I have 2 boas that I've had for almost 10 years"

NO

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I hate snakes.

Sorry. Can't do it!! OMG - what are these guys thinking? I don't know of any girl who would put up with that to date a guy. Just don't. And certainly not me.

Edited to add - I remember one more thing that got one of the three above deleted - he is into "sexual astrology"!! And another one had some sort of bad job I didn't like. Ah - and the other one is a quadripelegic - is into wheelchair rugby - that is sad, but for me, no.




Edited 2/28/2008 10:30 am ET by cl-west1745

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iVillage Member
Registered: 03-11-2004
Thu, 02-28-2008 - 10:33am

he is into "sexual astrology"!!


ROFLMAO


Thank you....


iVillage Member
Registered: 05-13-2005
Thu, 02-28-2008 - 10:35am
Then another one just came through on match who is into a deviant behavior where the female is dominant - cuckold lifestyle - I had to google it - so I reported him. He is 44 and never married. I wonder why? WTF? OMG!!
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Registered: 09-11-2007
Thu, 02-28-2008 - 10:36am

I read it as this:

iVillage Member
Registered: 03-11-2004
Thu, 02-28-2008 - 10:37am

LOL...Did you change your profile or something???? OMG TOOOOOOOO FUNNNNNYYYYY Oh im gonna pee my pants...wait Im sure your gonna get one thats into that next LOL


iVillage Member
Registered: 03-11-2004
Thu, 02-28-2008 - 10:38am
LOL I read it the same way...Im not scared fo the snakes its I dont really care for how they are fed... I have a small dog...shes neither a snack nor a squeaky toy LOL
iVillage Member
Registered: 01-28-2008
Thu, 02-28-2008 - 10:39am

I signed up with EH yest. I

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iVillage Member
Registered: 04-08-2003
Thu, 02-28-2008 - 10:47am

Yes, I've had the men in wheelchairs or on crutches contact me. Very sad, but I live on the second floor and I honestly still want sex. Ok, so I had a guy who is a pastor in a church - uh, no. A LOAD of NEVER MARRIED and NO children. What is up with that?


I'm sorry that guys now realize that most of the single women have kids and it might not be their fault for not being married yet without children. However, they are soooo into their ways (very selfish) that I just don't want to go that direction.


Ok, soooo are you telling me that Mt Everest HAS been dating someone else? I thought he was always soooo busy? Are you both going out again or no plans?

iVillage Member
Registered: 05-13-2005
Thu, 02-28-2008 - 10:48am
The thing with eharmony is that they match you based on this huge quiz - so you get matched on that. And then you read their profile and delete if you don't like what they say or do.
iVillage Member
Registered: 05-13-2005
Thu, 02-28-2008 - 10:52am

I think he has been dating someone else because I spied on his facebook profile and saw he has been flirting with someone. He has not called - no more plans to go out.

It is not a big deal because we only had 2 dates - and dating is dating. I am only guessing.

Will see what today or tomorrow brings. Hopefully no more snakes.

A guy with my credentials would not date a woman in a wheelchair so why should I - that is just too different - I think he should seek the same. I am not a charity - and am thinking more like a man - delete delete delete!! LOL!!

Speaking of snakes - we just had one the size of a pencil in the pool - and I won't go near the skimmer - I know it is dead in there - have to find a kid who is not afraid to empty the skimmer - will bribe him with fast food!! LOL!!

iVillage Member
Registered: 10-30-2004
Thu, 02-28-2008 - 10:52am

The boa explains why he's still single.

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