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Thu, 02-28-2008 - 10:28am

OMG.

Okay - Cat - where are you?????? I know you will appreciate this story.

A new batch came in on EH. So, I go through the profiles. Delete delete delete.
- one had a belly the size of 2 pillows
- 3 more had something else I don't remember

BUT This one - he had a decent picture, lives close by, many of the same interests. But there is one small detail that made me delete so so fast:

"I have 2 boas that I've had for almost 10 years"

NO

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I hate snakes.

Sorry. Can't do it!! OMG - what are these guys thinking? I don't know of any girl who would put up with that to date a guy. Just don't. And certainly not me.

Edited to add - I remember one more thing that got one of the three above deleted - he is into "sexual astrology"!! And another one had some sort of bad job I didn't like. Ah - and the other one is a quadripelegic - is into wheelchair rugby - that is sad, but for me, no.




Edited 2/28/2008 10:30 am ET by cl-west1745

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Registered: 09-11-2007
Thu, 02-28-2008 - 2:32pm
I am SOOOO in!!!
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Registered: 08-23-2006
Thu, 02-28-2008 - 2:34pm
It was Jan. 9.
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Registered: 03-11-2004
Thu, 02-28-2008 - 2:34pm
Throw in a jar of manshmallow fluff and im down!
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Registered: 09-11-2007
Thu, 02-28-2008 - 2:43pm

<Throw in a jar of manshmallow fluff and im down!> LOL


Ok I have to ask - was 'manshmallow' a typo, or is this some new word for 'getting a little'?


Moon :-)




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Registered: 08-08-2007
Thu, 02-28-2008 - 2:46pm

~Pacific~
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Registered: 03-11-2004
Thu, 02-28-2008 - 2:47pm
OMG....that was what you would call a complete and total Freudian slip...LMAO...ummm whats on my mind???? Has it really BEEN that long?????LOLLOL
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Registered: 04-08-2003
Thu, 02-28-2008 - 2:56pm

Yes, my oldest DD's was dating a gorgeous amazon blue eyed long dark haired lawyer. Until I ended it, of course. She was jealous of ME. No clue why, but one day when she calls me and I finally asked her what she saw in a man that was a deadbeat father, etc etc etc and that she should have more self respect for herself.


Needless to say, she dumped him and X called me on V-day to tell me about it. BOOHOOO!! NOT.


My X has beautiful women crawling all over him, but they don't last, because he's none commital and a

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Registered: 11-03-2003
Thu, 02-28-2008 - 9:18pm

Rollerskates, bathing suits and a food fight with manshmallows in a Karma limo..... I'm laughing so hard my kids just came in, but I can't explain it!

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