Ewwww! I wasnt looking for a date, lol -

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Ewwww! I wasnt looking for a date, lol -
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Wed, 04-02-2008 - 10:01am

I was on Craigs List just now b/c the painter coming today called & canceled this AM, & i threw an ad on CL for one, & got 20 responses in 1 hr!

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Wed, 04-02-2008 - 11:32am

AH! Maybe THATS why he wanted to c/s moms! B/c he thinks that vaginal births will "change things".


OMG its CP...LOL He used to SWEAR things were different...i still maintain he was shrinking with age!!! And just for giggles...boobs arent the only part of ones anatomy that tends to fight with gravity...Those things he spent so MANY hours fondling had their own fight going on...I swear it was like every millimeter of his manhood was being sucked inside and dropping down through his squirrely nuts!

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Wed, 04-02-2008 - 11:38am
M - You are way too funny!
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Wed, 04-02-2008 - 1:07pm
In my opinion the eww factor comes into play because he states that she "must have children by a c-section".
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Wed, 04-02-2008 - 1:11pm

Alright, I'm laughing my head off. You ladies crack me up.

2 thoughts.......

1) DD13 and I watch America's Next Top Model, god only knows why. (thank goodness for the DVR and fast forward) The other night, the judges said this girl had to lose 5-10 pounds and DD13 sat up and said, "What do they want her to do? Cut off her HEAD? She is VERY skinny!" People have such screwed up views that it's nice to see someone WANT a little chubby (like me)!

2) There's someone out there for everyone! XH and his roommate had a new apartment and they used to get the weirdest mail, not addressed to the previous tenant, but a name they'd never heard. This guy got fetish catalogs (fun to look at when you're drinking). But the killer was the monthly newsletters from DPF. DPF???? What's that you ask? Diaper Pail Fraternity. It's for adults who like to dress and act like babies. And I really do mean ACT..... if you get my drift.

I can't wait to see if this guy gets back to Rebecca!

Maybe I should have her contact my idiot XH who's still trolling the internet looking for a little something on the side.

~calla~

~calla~  mom to rosie and gracie

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Wed, 04-02-2008 - 1:24pm

That'd be almost like one of us placing an add saying that he must have a vasectomy but the incision should be in a certain place.

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Wed, 04-02-2008 - 1:48pm

I think there's a lot being revealed here, but Im not sure I get why its become such an issue. lol It was meant to be a light, funny comment.

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Wed, 04-02-2008 - 1:49pm
Poor poor CP. NOT.

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Wed, 04-02-2008 - 1:50pm
Angie. I would love to read that paper afterwards. It makes me SO sad, & MAD, to see what women do to themselves with surgery, just to try to keep up with a ridiculous standard set by MEN! (or women who have no clue or sefl respect!)

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Wed, 04-02-2008 - 1:55pm

OMG! The fetish mag must be SO funny!


& about the modeling - I, many many moons & years ago, was a model in NYC. I was 16 & signed to a really great agency. BUT, i was asked to come in to be "seen" by Casablanca models, which at the time, was right up there with Ford. I was STICK THIN. Not anorexic, but a perfect, PERFECT 16 yr old body. I was a competetive swimmer, not an ounce of fat on me. They told me, i swear, in no uncertain terms "We will sign you for a contract (HUGE $$$, HUGE, I almost choked at the amount they offered), but you have to drop 15# in the

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Wed, 04-02-2008 - 2:58pm
*grinning because I think MEN design bras or they'd be way more comfortable*
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