Friday Fun

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Fri, 03-24-2006 - 9:15pm

Ok, it's been awhile since we've done one of these posts, so here goes...


What is the worst/ best/ cheesiest pick up line or lines that you can think of- either used on you or that you've heard?


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In reply to: cl_alison
Sat, 03-25-2006 - 8:51am

HAHA, well I'm reading this Saturday morning, after having been in a bar last night, and the worst one I heard last night was sooo over-used (not to mention LAME) this post had me laughing out loud!

"Hey babay, did it hurt?" Then of course, I'm obliged to say, "Did what hurt?" "When you fell from heaven, because you sure look like an angel to me." Needless to say, it didn't work.


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In reply to: cl_alison
Sat, 03-25-2006 - 1:45pm

That is so cute!

I have not been hit on in so long I can't remember any. But this is probably because I have been home working.

I do remember one guy that came up to me in the store and asked me what bars I go to and for my phone number because he had never seen anyone so beautiful and was really attracted to me and wanted to see me again.

Now you have to realize that I was in a discount home decorating store. We had the basket full of all kinds of stuff -including a 5 foot tree - sticking way out of the cart. And my son who was 6 at the time was insisting on pushing the cart and he was right alongside a huge aisle of glasses - and I was losing patience because he was about to crash and didn't want to ride in the cart.

I wasn't exactly all dolled up - had been cleaning prior to this escapade - so I don't see what this guy saw - and what mother in their right mind would give their phone number, especially in front of their kid. At that point in my life I was not going to bars - was newly divorced with a small child so I told him that. But at least I got some attention.

Another funny time I was out with the girls and we got a round of shots sent to our table. They were very dark brown with whipped cream on top. One of the girls drank one because she loves whipped cream. We asked the waitress what they were because we had never seen shots with whipped cream - the waitress announced they were BJs (now I know you all know what those initials stand for - I am not sure if I should type that here!) But you can imagine our surprise - what guys would send 3 strange girls drinks with that title?

It was funny at first - but not when they were waiting outside for us. Scary at that hour. We pretended to start talking to our husbands on our cell phones.

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Registered: 02-08-2006
In reply to: cl_alison
Sat, 03-25-2006 - 6:44pm
Sending shots like those isn't very subtle, but that was funny! I haven't heard any really good pick-up lines, but if I did, I would be so surprised, the guy would probably get a chance, at least, unless he was creepy about it.

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In reply to: cl_alison
Sat, 03-25-2006 - 9:51pm

LOL- I typed in "cheesy pickup lines" into a search engine and got some good ones...


"Hi, are you here to meet a nice man or will I do?"


"I hope you know CPR, because you take my breath away!"


"I know milk does a body good, but baby, how much have you been drinking? "


"Is there an airport nearby or is that just my heart taking off?"


"Wait until the end of the evening when everything is real hazy and alcohol soaked, walk up to someone you've never met and say, "Come on, we're leaving." (The key is to act like you know them.)"


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Registered: 02-08-2006
In reply to: cl_alison
Sat, 03-25-2006 - 10:50pm
LOL- those were pretty cheesy! I always wonder if anyone actually gets anywhere- if they even dare to use them! Most people I know would just say "Hi."

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Registered: 03-01-2006
In reply to: cl_alison
Mon, 03-27-2006 - 8:19am

Well Ive used a chat up line in the past but it was more for fun than actually expecting anything to come of it.

I had just bought the drink called a Screaming Orgasm in my local cocktail bar and decided to approach this guy I fancied. So I went up and said "do you fancy going halves on an orgasm" to which he said yes please so I held my drink up and said ok, you can have the first sip. Needless to say he found my line highly amusing and we spent the rest of the night chatting. I never pulled him but it seemed to impress him all the same.

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In reply to: cl_alison
Mon, 03-27-2006 - 1:14pm
How cute is that?! I was laughing out loud, literally, at the thought of doing that!

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