funny children stories....

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funny children stories....
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Mon, 05-19-2008 - 8:50pm

time to post your funny child story of the week....


this is a true story and i couldn't stop laughing... one daughters says.. i can speak bee.. "buzz buzz"... the other daughter says.. i can speak butterfly... and she closed her mouth and said nothing.... LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!


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Registered: 08-16-2005
Mon, 05-19-2008 - 8:57pm

Oooo...I have one! I have one!


My daughter (4) walked in on me the other day getting dressed for work in my bathroom. She struck up a conversation about my work clothes and why I have to dress nice to go to work. My babysitter had a conflict so she was meeting me at my office to pick the kids up. I went a little early to show off the kids a bit to the people I work with. As soon as we walk in, DD begins to tell my coworkers about my "fancy work clothes" but she couldn't understand why I would wear my underwear backwards to let my "bum hang out!" (thongs) My coworker busted out laughing!! I was beet red and immediately changed the subject. No such luck in changing the subject with my coworkers, but in the end, it was all in good fun!

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Registered: 05-13-2005
Mon, 05-19-2008 - 10:15pm

OH - they are so cute!! The butterfly imitation would melt me too!!

My son played well in football practice tonight - so no funny story because he is 12 and always so grown up - so no funny story right now - although I will come back and add one if I can think of one.

I worked all day on some photography. And I had to slip out to help the UPS driver. When I came back in, my dog got into the dip and his whole face was white with sour cream!! He is my canine kid - so hope that one counts for now.

What a fun idea for a kid thread.

And I just got to thinking - your kids are CREATIVE like you, Loony!!

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Registered: 03-25-2002
Mon, 05-19-2008 - 10:40pm

too funny!!! thanks for the laugh....


here's a peculiar one.. about confusion.. at grandma's my dd5 picked a flower.... (the same flower on alision's siggy, btw) and was showing it to grandma at the same time that grandma was giving her back her stuffed toy named ducky. But it's not a ducky.. grandma said it's called a platipus... DD5 thought she was talking about the flower... so now dd5 thinks the flower is called a platipus.. (and ducky is still a duck)


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Tue, 05-20-2008 - 12:23am
OMG! Thats is THE BEST STORY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Rebecca, Mom to Averey, 2/8/00, Kibo, Sana & Zuri too!

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Tue, 05-20-2008 - 12:25am

Mine was last week.

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Tue, 05-20-2008 - 12:35am
That's just too funny!!!!!
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Tue, 05-20-2008 - 12:58am

Awwww! TOO cute! I hope you didnt correct her! lol


My poor dd, there were a couple things she always prounounced wrong &

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Tue, 05-20-2008 - 12:59am

Hey, Ave wrote this one

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Tue, 05-20-2008 - 1:02pm

Averey does not fell good today she will not be in school SOORY!!!! She has a tummy acke


and it is hard for her to beath


PORE BABBY!!!!!!! Plus she is very itchy to. SO SOORY!!!!!! From Rebecca


LOL!!!! That is so cute!!!


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Registered: 08-08-2007
Tue, 05-20-2008 - 1:09pm

Well this one did not happen this week but it sticks in my head..


We were driving in town and DD saw a sign in the store window "One Hour Photo".


She said to me "Why would anyone sit for an HOUR having their picture taken??"


Hehe. Kids are so cute.


OH! And last night she was sitting with me while the "Bachelorette" was on. All the men were introducing themselves to the Bachelorette and DD was coming up with some hysterical things about each guy. Little nick names like "Stiff Guy" "Squinting eye guy" or my favorite "Ham Sandwich Face Guy" LOL. I don't know what that means but it was funny.


~Pacific~

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