Funny story to share

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Registered: 05-05-2004
Funny story to share
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Wed, 11-10-2004 - 2:46pm
I wanted to share a funny story that a friend of mine from work told me about. I had a date last Friday night and she was going to a fundraiser for pediatric oncology that same night. She asked me today how my date was, and I told her what happened on Sunday. She said she had a nice time at the fundraiser, and that she met a nice guy. She said she had a lot of guys approaching her and she told me about the two most obnoxious. One guy came up to her and didn't even introduce himself and said "I've been staring at your beautiful body all night". Then this other guy came up to her, introduced himself, told her that she had beautiful eyes then said, "I'd like to take you home and f*** you". What the hell is that? I guess it doesn't matter what age you are (my friend is 27 and I'm 39), men of all ages can be pigs sometimes. Admittedly, I don't have a lot of dating experience since my divorce, but I was still surprised that the last guy I dated came right out and said he didn't want a relationship, all he wanted was sex. I've never had anyone be that blunt before. But I do have to say, I give him an "A" for honesty. It's better for me to know now rather than to find out later.

Anyone else have an obnoxious man story to share?

Donna

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Registered: 04-02-2003
Wed, 11-10-2004 - 5:48pm
WOW!!!! two in one night...can't believe that. Did your friend at least have any quick comebacks?

I had a guy once call me “retarded” because I wouldn’t play along with a riddle he was using as his opening line to hit on me. He asked me a riddle question, I can’t remember what it was, but I was NOT interested and I didn’t respond and he actually said “What, are you retarded you can’t answer my question?” I was so peeved, I think I retorted with “What, are you such a butthead you can’t tell I’m not interested in your stupid riddle? Leave me alone!”


p.s. butthead isnt the word I actually used but ivillage wouldn’t let me use that word. ;)

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Registered: 05-25-2004
Wed, 11-10-2004 - 8:29pm
Hi Donna,

This is too outrageous. But unfortunately all to common!!

I remember one guy I met at a race. He was tall, nice, athletic and interested in me!!

He called to talk after the race - better still. And we find out we have some things in common. Okay.

BUT he got into a conversation with me regarding sex to find out if I am good in bed, at least by his standards.

I felt really uncomfortable with where he was going with this so soon when it is obvious we barely know each other and he has not even asked me out. So I stated that I do not believe in casual sex.

We actually got into a heated argument over this. He could not understand why I did not feel the same way!! He clearly stated that all he wants is casual sex - no girlfriend - no relationship. Just a good time. AND he had the audicity to keep calling me and emailing me in case I change my mind.

Whenever he sees me at races he always comes up to talk to me and is real nice. But I think of this and I try to avoid him.

I think that whenever a guy comes on very strong sexually from the beginning it is very clear that this is all he wants. And many of them only want casual sex or friends with benefits. EEEgads.

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Registered: 05-06-2002
Thu, 11-11-2004 - 11:32am

God I have had so many of those...men truly are PIGS sometimes


It was right after my separation my best freind and I went out for drinks and this very young BOY (21) was flirty with me which of course I was flattered - well more AMUSED than anything but anyway he sat with us at the bar and chatted with us- bought us drinks and he was semi -- NORMAL until the end of the night when we had to go he said to me "so do you want to come home with me and straddle me??" I about gagged...THEN I gave him a little lecture... and said you know sweetheart that

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Registered: 04-21-2003
Thu, 11-11-2004 - 12:31pm
I don't have any obnoxious stories except just just walking thru a bar one night on my way to the restroom and some guy grabbed my butt. I turned around and he said, "Hey sexy eyes, nice A**, can I grab it again?" I looked him in the eyes and said, "Sure if you want to lose that hand."

LOL!

But I think at least the guy you saw the other night was decent enough to be honest. Even if it was kinda out there. He could have dated you a couple more times, made you think he was into you and stop calling al of a sudden because you didn't have sex with him. Men are such pigs. Funny that we love them so much!

Mel

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