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| Thu, 05-03-2007 - 12:45am |
Isn't this great!:
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To message this member you MUST meet the following criteria.
Must not be a whiner.
Must not be a slow left lane driver.
Must not be a girl that refuses to eat meat.
Must not be a clingy girl expecting 24/7 attention.
Must not be a girl with more than three pictures of pets.
Must not be a girl that can dress in jeans by day and a ballgown by night.
Must not be a girl that doesn't own heels.
Must not be a girl that doesn't have "VS Purchase" on her credit card statement.
So what does 'VS Purchase" mean?
Soonee, clueless as usual

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What site did you find this one on?
I want to respect his privacy, so I'll send you the site via eMail.
That is a crazy but very creative profile. I wonder if he thought of that himself or paid one of those new online profile writing services for it?
VS to me would mean Victorias Secret. It is funny to see their lists of what they like and don't like. After a while they all sound the same.
It is funny to see their lists of what they like and don't like. After a while they all sound the same.
Yeah, we could write it for them.
That is very cute, though I'm not sure if I would've replied to it. Reading between the lines, he sounds like he is only interested in short-term fun and that's not what I'm after. But you have to say, it is quite creative and sets his apart from the usual blah-blah-blah of everyone else's profile!
~shrimpy
~shrimpy
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