Great OLD profile - check it out...

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Registered: 11-03-2003
Great OLD profile - check it out...
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Thu, 05-03-2007 - 12:45am

Isn't this great!:


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Must not be a whiner.
Must not be a slow left lane driver.
Must not be a girl that refuses to eat meat.
Must not be a clingy girl expecting 24/7 attention.
Must not be a girl with more than three pictures of pets.
Must not be a girl that can dress in jeans by day and a ballgown by night.
Must not be a girl that doesn't own heels.
Must not be a girl that doesn't have "VS Purchase" on her credit card statement.


So what does 'VS Purchase" mean?


Soonee, clueless as usual

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iVillage Member
Registered: 12-27-2006
Thu, 05-03-2007 - 12:53am
I love it! What a creative profile! No clue about VS purchase -- I've never seen it on my
iVillage Member
Registered: 02-05-2007
Thu, 05-03-2007 - 12:56am
I'm pretty sure VS = Victoria Secret.
iVillage Member
Registered: 11-03-2003
Thu, 05-03-2007 - 1:47am

What site did you find this one on?


I want to respect his privacy, so I'll send you the site via eMail.

iVillage Member
Registered: 12-27-2006
Thu, 05-03-2007 - 2:20am
that would explain why it's not on my credit cards! I hate that place ;)
iVillage Member
Registered: 05-13-2005
Thu, 05-03-2007 - 7:43am

That is a crazy but very creative profile. I wonder if he thought of that himself or paid one of those new online profile writing services for it?

VS to me would mean Victorias Secret. It is funny to see their lists of what they like and don't like. After a while they all sound the same.

iVillage Member
Registered: 11-03-2003
Thu, 05-03-2007 - 9:02am

It is funny to see their lists of what they like and don't like. After a while they all sound the same.


Yeah, we could write it for them.

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Registered: 06-04-2004
Thu, 05-03-2007 - 9:06am

That is very cute, though I'm not sure if I would've replied to it. Reading between the lines, he sounds like he is only interested in short-term fun and that's not what I'm after. But you have to say, it is quite creative and sets his apart from the usual blah-blah-blah of everyone else's profile!

~shrimpy

~shrimpy

"A man who wants something will find a way; a man who doesn't will find an excuse." ~Stephen Dolley Jr.

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Registered: 04-21-2003
Thu, 05-03-2007 - 9:07am
Victoria's Secret. He likes sexy undies....my kinda man!!!

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Registered: 04-21-2003
Thu, 05-03-2007 - 10:14am
TOO FUNNY!

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Registered: 04-21-2003
Thu, 05-03-2007 - 10:17am
Yeah, apart from him liking VS, which I do too (the more basic stuff, not the teddies and corsets...I have too big of breasts to fit them) he sounds likehe's in the car business and my DH is and I will never date another car guy.

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