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| Thu, 05-03-2007 - 12:45am |
Isn't this great!:
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To message this member you MUST meet the following criteria.
Must not be a whiner.
Must not be a slow left lane driver.
Must not be a girl that refuses to eat meat.
Must not be a clingy girl expecting 24/7 attention.
Must not be a girl with more than three pictures of pets.
Must not be a girl that can dress in jeans by day and a ballgown by night.
Must not be a girl that doesn't own heels.
Must not be a girl that doesn't have "VS Purchase" on her credit card statement.
So what does 'VS Purchase" mean?
Soonee, clueless as usual

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You should have had a spew warning on this one - LOL!!!!!!!!!!! You made me laugh a big belly laugh out loud. That is hilarious, Soonee!!!!!!!!!!!
I love sharing these funny profiles - keep 'em coming. Of course I may have some too - saw some the other night that would be funny but I think I was too tired to copy/paste.
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