Guess who sends me a drunk text?

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Registered: 05-13-2005
Guess who sends me a drunk text?
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Mon, 11-19-2007 - 4:52pm

He must have been taking notes from Loony!! LOL!! Sorry, Loony, couldn't resist the playful poke - it is just that the timing on this one made me laugh because you just posted your drunken text thread.

I am about to fall asleep last night when 4 texts come in rapid fire to my phone. I am reading them and trying to figure out who it was by the number and then all of a sudden got it.

It was the lifeguard!!

He pleads that he wants to just be FWB with me. LOL!! Yeah, right buddy. So, I explain that I am in a happy relationship so he needs to find someone else. But I am not mad and wish him well.

He writes back that he is happy for me and if I change my mind he is there.

Whatever.

I usually would not respond back but wanted to set him straight so he doesn't keep texting me in the future.

Thought you all would find that amusing.

On a better note, MA and I had a great weekend. We got to see a movie and go to dinner and talk and have a beer.




Edited 11/19/2007 4:53 pm ET by cl-west1745
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Mon, 11-19-2007 - 9:31pm

OMG- that is too funny!


Good thing that you set him straight.


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Mon, 11-19-2007 - 9:34pm
For right now since it was a one-time only thing I deleted all of the texts and was not going to mention it. If it continues or happens again then I definitely will. I sort of don't think it will happen again since I set him straight!
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Registered: 10-07-2005
Mon, 11-19-2007 - 9:44pm
Well, it's good to know that he hasn't had success in the dating field.

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Mon, 11-19-2007 - 9:59pm

He pleads that he wants to just be FWB with me.


Somehow.... that just doesn't sound flattering to me.

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Registered: 05-13-2005
Mon, 11-19-2007 - 10:14pm
Well, that works for HIM! I guess his reasoning is that I would think just like him. Another little story of proof that he is a selfish moron.
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Registered: 10-07-2005
Tue, 11-20-2007 - 1:19am
What a moron!

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