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Heard a New One
| Fri, 09-12-2008 - 1:07pm |
I thought i heard them all.... but last night i got a line that i never heard before.
Remember Dirk... hottie who looks a little like dirk benedict... he has gorgeous eyes! We are in the friend zone but he often tries to pick me up. I've told him perhaps before, cuz he could be a potential FWB. We're cool with each other, there's chemistry, he's hot, etc... but so far we haven't gone there.
Last night at my neighborhood bar... he was all over me. asking me about "descreet fun"... i found it quite humorous, actually. and you know i like the attention. but i was turning him down. "not tonight"... then i told him it was "that time of the month"... I'm surprised that most guys don't care and he was still trying to get me to drive him home.

Loony...you get the award today...LOL I would have wet my pants and then puked on his shoes...yeah thats a big eww ewwww ewwwwwwwww from me
Eeek!!
I would have told the guy "Uhhh...TMI."
I have to know Loony.....were you as calm and collected as you sound in your post? I would have busted out laughin if some guy would have said that to me.
LMAO!!!