Heard a New One

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Registered: 03-25-2002
Heard a New One
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Fri, 09-12-2008 - 1:07pm

I thought i heard them all.... but last night i got a line that i never heard before.


Remember Dirk... hottie who looks a little like dirk benedict... he has gorgeous eyes! We are in the friend zone but he often tries to pick me up. I've told him perhaps before, cuz he could be a potential FWB. We're cool with each other, there's chemistry, he's hot, etc... but so far we haven't gone there.


Last night at my neighborhood bar... he was all over me. asking me about "descreet fun"... i found it quite humorous, actually. and you know i like the attention. but i was turning him down. "not tonight"... then i told him it was "that time of the month"... I'm surprised that most guys don't care and he was still trying to get me to drive him home.

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Registered: 03-11-2004
Fri, 09-12-2008 - 2:28pm

magnet with nails


Loony...you get the award today...LOL I would have wet my pants and then puked on his shoes...yeah thats a big eww ewwww ewwwwwwwww from me

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Registered: 08-28-2008
Fri, 09-12-2008 - 2:29pm

Eeek!!


I would have told the guy "Uhhh...TMI."

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Registered: 12-28-2004
Fri, 09-12-2008 - 2:34pm

I have to know Loony.....were you as calm and collected as you sound in your post? I would have busted out laughin if some guy would have said that to me.

LMAO!!!

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Registered: 03-26-2003
Fri, 09-12-2008 - 3:26pm
Well I think my response would have been along the lines of "well darling, why fifteen minutes?
 
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Registered: 03-25-2002
Fri, 09-12-2008 - 6:43pm
Yes i was laughing too... After i gave him the strange look, it was Bahahahahaha!