Here is one - look at this letter

iVillage Member
Registered: 05-13-2005
Here is one - look at this letter
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Fri, 10-12-2007 - 10:56am

Hi... So maybe I can get you to laugh this morning...

So do I have a good sense of humor....well lets see... I' mean have you or any of your friends been with any guys when they are drunk ? Well these are some of the things ...you might have observed...

Things That Are Very Difficult To Say When They are Drunk:

1. Specificity
2. Anti-constitutionalistically
3. Passive-aggressive disorder
4. Transubstantiate

Things That Are Downright Impossible To Say When They are Drunk

1. Thanks, but I don't want to have sex.
2. Nope, no more booze for me!
3. Sorry, but you'rere not really my type.
4. Taco Bell? No thanks, I'm not hungry.
5. Good evening, officer. Is'nt it lovely out tonight?
6. Oh, I could'nt! No one wants to hear me sing karaoke.
7. I'm not interested in fighting you.
8. Thank you, but I won't make any attempt to dance, I have no coordination. I'd hate to look like a fool!
9. Where is the nearest bathroom? I refuse to piss in this parking lot or on the road side.
10. I must be going home now as I have to work in the morning

P.S. Me ow.. Me ow.. Me ow..Which in Tony Tiger Talk translated means...I'd like to possibly me.. me ow meet you !!!

iVillage Member
Registered: 02-20-2007
Fri, 10-12-2007 - 11:08am
Very funny Judy!!!!
iVillage Member
Registered: 10-07-2005
Fri, 10-12-2007 - 11:10am

Wow- I'm soooo turned on by this guy's use of Tony the Tiger talk!! I don't understand why you're not totally into this guy!


LMAO!




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iVillage Member
Registered: 05-13-2005
Fri, 10-12-2007 - 11:27am

But he really sent me that. So he got the delete key because I just don't find that all that funny. And his profile is a pic of him dressed up in all these weird outfits with a guitar. So maybe that sort of thing is more for the bar crowd? Or maybe I just lost my sense of humor this morning?

I have deleted all of them. One is a very handsome professor who took 3 days to write back and only talks about what he ate for dinner - I don't think he is interested and I am not interested in being a pen pal only = so delete. Another is the accountant who lives kind of far who is too overwhelmed from taking his kids to 2 events and feeding them. Oh please - don't we all do that on a daily basis and it is a nonevent - not something to drone on and on about like you are a superhero. And the third delete was the active guy with the headhunter and big salary who appears to change jobs and locations too much for me.

DELETE - clean slate for now.

iVillage Member
Registered: 03-26-2003
Fri, 10-12-2007 - 12:17pm

Ohhhh! I thought he was cute and funny!!!

 
iVillage Member
Registered: 06-04-2004
Fri, 10-12-2007 - 2:02pm

So this was an emailing from an OLD bite?? Really? It is a cute idea- but it's basically a "forward" because I've seen this one circulating the email world!


I'm not sure what is up with that meowing at the end, either. I think if I was the recipient of this one... I might be left with a "WTF!?!?" in my coffee and then not sure to reply or not. It is an odd one as a first contact (if that is what this one was).


~shrimpy

"A man who wants something will find a way; a man who doesn't will find an excuse." ~Stephen Dolley Jr.

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Registered: 05-13-2005
Fri, 10-12-2007 - 5:11pm

Yes - it was first contact. It put me off for a lot of reasons and I didn't think it was cute and didn't like it so I deleted it. He really is not a match anyway. I thought you all would get a kick out of it, though.

I really like the ones who are close in age and proximity who have some common interests and write a few kind words based on what they read in my profile. It is not like they have to write a lot - just show that you did like me and read what I wrote.

The thing that is hard is the match part. Because we are all really different with different interests and lifestyles and situations. But that is okay- that is what makes this such an adventure!!