Hoochie Mama!!!
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| Sun, 07-13-2008 - 8:09am |
I'm sorry, I had to take a picture and share this with somebody, anybody! lol
My mother is very prissy, clean cut, a proper lady all the way. Well, bless her heart she tries to help me out and sends me clothes every once in a while. Not a lot, but maybe twice a year she'll send a few items. She often does pretty good and understands me.
Well, I just had to laugh at this one. First of all, nothing against animal prints, but one of the tops is all animal print which is just very much not me. I love the style, so I'm hating myself for not digging the animal print.
Anyway, the real kicker I took a picture of. Can anyone say hoochie mama? LOL!!!
I'm 36, and a good 40lbs over weight. I swear to you this skirt practically shows the goodies! I thought maybe I could put leggings with it? But jeeze even with leggings it'll still have my butt hanging out the back! LOL LOL LOL!

Take heart: At least you're not 65 trying to wear that skirt! (Really, it didn't look that bad!) My ex MIL doesn't wear short, denim skirts, but she does wear ALOT of black lace, skintight pants, etc...
ROFL!
When's "slutty makeup night" i'll come..... lol....
i'm always wearing jeans.... i tried on some dresses this summer... they looked nice but i just didn't feel comfortable.. it didn't feel like me. And dresses feel overdressed to me.... don't know why...
My tan is fading, but when i had a nice tan, i wanted to wear short skirts to show off the legs... or wear a tank top to show off my golden shoulders... lol.... but mostly i like casual jeans. I feel like i look good without looking like i'm trying to look good.
Eponine, so are you wearing the animal print shirt for your date tonight?? ;-)
L binny
I think your mom is trying to get you married off!! LOL!! It looks cute - and you have nice legs!!
Where are you going to wear this to?
I don't think I have the guts to ever wear that in public lol. I have a cargo skirt that comes just above my knees and I have a hard time being lady like with that as it is! lol
I'm a firm believer in Clinton and Stacy and they say no mini-skirts after 35! haha
And thanks for the legs comments lol. I'm 5'3.. they're a tad stumpy! haha
and by then, it was too late."
If you're not comfortable, you're not going to feel confident on your date. So do wear something that makes you feel HOT and not HOOCHIE LOL!
The skirt could be fun, come on! Of course, we can not see the back and I totally get the trying to remain lady like. I am ROFL due to you standing on the potty to take the photo. Hmmm, mom has got some ideas about your single life now doesn't she?
But clothes that are fun, not too young and not too matronly are really difficult to find. I went shopping recently and I must have tried on dozens of outfits at no less than 7 stores. Wound up with 3 dresses, a skirt, 2 pairs of pants, one pair of shorts, and a few tops. Oh, and a raincoat that I had almost bought before my trip to OH and was kicking myself for not getting it then since it had been a 50% off deal. Well lucky for me people in AZ don't buy rain gear much so it was still there, in my size, for 75% off! Now it will be 6 mos or so before I darken the door of a store for my own clothing needs again. It had been 2 years since I'd stocked up on summer stuff and I am 15 lbs heavier now so it was really necessary to get new clothes. Keep thinking I'm going to lose the weight, but I can't run around naked LOL!
QB
I get so frustrated about clothes because I hate shopping and I hate trying stuff on.