How about this CL ad ... hold yourself

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How about this CL ad ... hold yourself
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Wed, 10-08-2008 - 7:44pm

BACK ladies! lol


I'M 6'1...300LBS. MOSTLY MUSCLE, BABY...GO TO THE GYM 4X'S A WEEK...I'M EFFECTIONATE, LOVING, CARING, AND HONEST...FUNNY AS ALL HELL..YOU WILL LYAO...I KNOW HOW TO TREAT A WOMEN...THE WAY A WOMEN NEEDS TO BE TREATED...AND HOPE TO GET BACK THE SAME RESPECT...LISTEN, I'M NO BRAD PITT OR HAVE A 6 PACK...BUT, I'M A HOT AND HANDSOME MAN FOR MY SIZE...AND KNOW HOW TO WORK IT LADIES, LOL...I'M PICKY ABOUT MY LADY...THERE'S GOT TO BE AN ATTRACTION IF NOT THEN I WISH YOU ALL THE LUCK...DON'T TAKE AN EFFENCE IF I DON'T EMAIL YOU BACK...THE AGES I'M LOOKING FOR IS 22-35...I HOPE YOU HAVE THE SAME QUALITYS AS I HAVE ABOVE...AND TAKES GOOD CARE OF YOURSELF AND NO DRAMA PLEASE!!!....PLEASE PICS OF YOURSELF....NO PICS NO ANSWER...I AM SORRY IF I COME OFF BEING A HOLE...I'M REALLY NOT I JUST KNOW WHAT I DESERVE AND I'M SURE YOU KNOW U DESERVE GOOD STANDARDS WHATEVER THEY ARE...SO, IF YOU HAVE WHAT IT TAKES AND GOT THE QUALITYS AND WANTS TO GET TO KNOW ME...EMAIL ME AND HIT ME UP LADIES!!!!HOPE TO HEAR FROM YOU....


OMG - how about THIS one, who SAYS he's in inmate in the state prison!


ACI (Adult Correctional Institution) Pen Pal


I am half puerto rican and half domicican. height is 5'11" 160 pounds. Eyes are green and complexion is light tan. I am serving 3 years in jail i've been locked up for 5 months i should be out before 2010. i would like to meet a female under 200 pounds smart and funny. I like working out and watching movies and just chilling. please contact me at

Jose *****

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Registered: 10-30-2004
Wed, 10-08-2008 - 8:02pm
Oh my goodness!
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Registered: 08-31-2003
Wed, 10-08-2008 - 8:35pm
Wow....I'd say it's a Win/Win either way!!

Jenn ~~~ mom to Ashley & Elliott ~~~

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Registered: 05-06-2008
Wed, 10-08-2008 - 10:32pm

Well, after visiting your new beau in the ACI, you can just hop across the street to do your shopping at the Garden City shopping mall! Ha ha. How convenient!

The weird thing is...he probably gets women to come visit!

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Registered: 09-01-2006
Wed, 10-08-2008 - 10:44pm

Ha!

Rosecolouredspecs
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Registered: 07-19-2008
Wed, 10-08-2008 - 11:10pm

I about died laughing reading those. I was on the phone with EHS, read a lil

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Registered: 10-07-2005
Wed, 10-08-2008 - 11:15pm

ROFLMAO! I was thinking the same thing with the A!!!

Rebecca- you win with either winner! When is the date? :P

The boy

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Thu, 10-09-2008 - 7:19am
ROFLOL Such divine specimens of manhood Rebecca! How will you choose?! Oh I know, a threesome would be perfect! ROFLOL
Tracy

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Tracy

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Registered: 03-19-2008
Thu, 10-09-2008 - 7:23am

And he will get what he deserves. LOL. Doesnt anyone screen these profiles?!

Laurie

anonymous
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Registered: 09-11-2007
Thu, 10-09-2008 - 10:09am

Wow, Rebecca.

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Registered: 09-01-2006
Thu, 10-09-2008 - 10:22am
And you let that one slip through your fingers Moon????
Rosecolouredspecs

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