How about this CL ad ... hold yourself

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How about this CL ad ... hold yourself
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Wed, 10-08-2008 - 7:44pm

BACK ladies! lol


I'M 6'1...300LBS. MOSTLY MUSCLE, BABY...GO TO THE GYM 4X'S A WEEK...I'M EFFECTIONATE, LOVING, CARING, AND HONEST...FUNNY AS ALL HELL..YOU WILL LYAO...I KNOW HOW TO TREAT A WOMEN...THE WAY A WOMEN NEEDS TO BE TREATED...AND HOPE TO GET BACK THE SAME RESPECT...LISTEN, I'M NO BRAD PITT OR HAVE A 6 PACK...BUT, I'M A HOT AND HANDSOME MAN FOR MY SIZE...AND KNOW HOW TO WORK IT LADIES, LOL...I'M PICKY ABOUT MY LADY...THERE'S GOT TO BE AN ATTRACTION IF NOT THEN I WISH YOU ALL THE LUCK...DON'T TAKE AN EFFENCE IF I DON'T EMAIL YOU BACK...THE AGES I'M LOOKING FOR IS 22-35...I HOPE YOU HAVE THE SAME QUALITYS AS I HAVE ABOVE...AND TAKES GOOD CARE OF YOURSELF AND NO DRAMA PLEASE!!!....PLEASE PICS OF YOURSELF....NO PICS NO ANSWER...I AM SORRY IF I COME OFF BEING A HOLE...I'M REALLY NOT I JUST KNOW WHAT I DESERVE AND I'M SURE YOU KNOW U DESERVE GOOD STANDARDS WHATEVER THEY ARE...SO, IF YOU HAVE WHAT IT TAKES AND GOT THE QUALITYS AND WANTS TO GET TO KNOW ME...EMAIL ME AND HIT ME UP LADIES!!!!HOPE TO HEAR FROM YOU....


OMG - how about THIS one, who SAYS he's in inmate in the state prison!


ACI (Adult Correctional Institution) Pen Pal


I am half puerto rican and half domicican. height is 5'11" 160 pounds. Eyes are green and complexion is light tan. I am serving 3 years in jail i've been locked up for 5 months i should be out before 2010. i would like to meet a female under 200 pounds smart and funny. I like working out and watching movies and just chilling. please contact me at

Jose *****

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Registered: 04-08-2003
Thu, 10-09-2008 - 10:37am

OMG!!!!!!!! Ok, first off! Why do men who are overweight think they need some sexy slinky thing? If they can't take care of themselves, why would I want to be with them? Are their really so many women out their that put up with that crap?

Second, the inmate...... HMMMM, sounds like a hottie. I don't see any red flags here!!!! So bring him on: green eyes and all!

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Registered: 10-24-2006
Thu, 10-09-2008 - 11:46am
BWUHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

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Registered: 03-26-2003
Thu, 10-09-2008 - 11:55am
Ewwww creepy, I have Silence of the Lambs going through my head.
 
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Registered: 03-26-2003
Thu, 10-09-2008 - 11:59am

Oh my, those sound like ummmm, wretch, "great" possiblities.

 
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Registered: 09-11-2007
Thu, 10-09-2008 - 11:59am

HAHAHAHA!!!! 'It puts the lotion on

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Registered: 08-28-2008
Thu, 10-09-2008 - 2:30pm

LOL PRECIOUS!!!!! Oooh yea, see what you are missing???? Holy cow you guys all have me rolling on the floor today!!


So I seem to see we have some new nicknames given to us boardies by our "men". Don't think for a second I don't remember these!!


Soccermom- "Sunshine"


Cat- "Honey"


Moon- "Precious"


Me-

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Registered: 09-11-2007
Thu, 10-09-2008 - 2:38pm
Actually, SEV calls me coach because of by abiltiy to be a little on the clumsy side...
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Registered: 04-08-2003
Thu, 10-09-2008 - 2:41pm
X's family calls me the "Ice Queen". I love that nickname, although, not meant to be flattering. It just reminds me how great I am when acting as if they "can't touch this" (think 80s music).
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Registered: 08-28-2008
Thu, 10-09-2008 - 2:41pm

Rebecce- why ere you so herd on the guy who hez e feer of the letter before b. im sure thet besides his hugeness end the fect he is gremmer chellenged he is

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Registered: 08-28-2008
Thu, 10-09-2008 - 2:43pm
Haha Coach! That's cute ;o)
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