how to be_perfect GF-MSN

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Thu, 04-17-2008 - 3:49pm
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Thu, 04-17-2008 - 5:56pm

After the first time the Man arranges the words “I,” “you,” and “love” into a sentence, he will not be required to do so in response every time The Lady speaks the phrase. The Lady will also accept “Me, too,” “Ditto,” or a high-five in return


That made me LOL!!!

~Pacific~
~Pacific~
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Registered: 10-30-2004
Thu, 04-17-2008 - 6:26pm

Funny how he mentions that the woman is not allowd to talk about ex-boyfriends........

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Registered: 03-25-2002
Thu, 04-17-2008 - 7:09pm
very cute.. ... and not unreasonable... i think i'll check out the "boyfriend contract" too.
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Registered: 12-27-2006
Thu, 04-17-2008 - 7:56pm
TOO funny!!

~~Tiny


You said you couldn't stand to see my heart broken...so when you broke it, did you close your eyes?

~Karen
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Registered: 10-07-2005
Sun, 04-20-2008 - 7:30pm

"She will not ask The Man to attend any event on the day of a televised athletic match, any event that involves the phrase “pot luck,” or any event that celebrates the birth of a child, impending or otherwise. "


LOL!


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Registered: 10-30-2004
Sun, 04-20-2008 - 8:09pm
I could easily go along with that no problemo!
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Registered: 03-24-2008
Sun, 04-20-2008 - 9:50pm
Clause 5: Extracurricular Activities
A.
The Man will be guaranteed at least one Guys’ Night per week, chosen at his discretion. He will also retain at least two extra “floating” Guys’ Nights per month in case of an important sporting event or should an impromptu post-work visit to the bar arise.

It's okay to jump...you have wings! 

To move forward...you have to stop looking back.

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Registered: 10-07-2005
Sun, 04-20-2008 - 10:16pm

"Wait...who will watch the child if the wife is gone?


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