HOW TO SCARE A MAN OUT OF HIS WITS!!!

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HOW TO SCARE A MAN OUT OF HIS WITS!!!
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Tue, 07-24-2007 - 10:06am

Ok, get a taste of what Catherine is like ONLINE to some of these guys. LOL. Mr. Bluesharpman, has no picture. Refuses to share one. Says he doesn't have one!!! and wants to stay in contact. Whatever! 10 to 1 he's married, so let's have a little fun! I figured I'll handle that one. Make him run and never come back. LOL.

Here is my response to him (he mentioned he loves affection and kissing, etc in his email to me):

Talking is good, but it still won't get you out of the
dilemma of having to send a picture. You'll have to figure that out before the
weeks out. And I'm not kidding....

Here is what I don't do:

I don't discuss my sexual behaviour including my likes
or dislikes regarding any sort of affection. The
internet is not a useful tool for that and I don't
think it is anyone's business to know me on that
personal level before getting to know "me".

If we are clear on that here is what I am:
Obviously, you have seen my pictures, so I am small
and petite. I have dark brown hair and brown eyes. I
am a 110 pounds but tend to fluctuate 5 pounds over or
under depending on my mood. If I am happy and content
I am 5 pounds over, if I am not, I am 5 pounds under.

I am genetically fit, not physically fit. I love my
food. I love my cream, my sugar and the fat on my
meat. I don't do diet anything. I don't like to go to
a gym and work out. I like doing things actively that
make me think I am not doing something good for my
body. I do things because I like to have fun. This
consists of surfing, volleyball and soccer with my
kids.

I smoke when I am in a social setting of smokers who
drink in a bar. Otherwise, I leave it alone. This is a
horrible European trait that I am still trying to
knock. It is disgusting, I know. It's bad for me, I
know. I am aware of my flaw. So let's move on...

I am not the normal "female" type. I say what is
exactly on my mind. I say what I mean and I do not
have a hidden agenda. More often then not, men are not
keen on that. Not my problem. You do something great,
you get complimented. You do something wrong, then
your SOL and you have to suffer the consequences of me
speaking my mind and letting you know. If you hate the
fact that you could hear that I don't like something
and think I am confrontational then you just aren't
interested enough in me to let me voice my opinion. I
hate drama and confrontations, but I do say things to
avoid either in the future. Having an opinion on
something is not confrontational ,it means I have an
opinion and my own mind. Alles klar?

I'm neither an American nor am I German, I fit both
bills. Therefore, I am a Eurocan. Who is still trying
to adapt to the way of life in North Carolina. I have
moved more times then the average global population. I
am broad minded and pretty on top of things.

My past is very different then most. Not better, not
worse but I have always lived the way i chose to live
and not how others wanted me to live.

I have two children, by two different fathers. I raise
both my children on my own and both have almost a non
existent father role in their lives (although I still
remain friendly with both, because I believe that life
goes on and if one person chooses his or her own path,
it is the path they choose. Doesn't mean it's the
wrong path, just not the other persons path). So I
take on two roles for my children, which makes me a
more dominant person then most women are.

I am a very fun person and most think I am the life of
the party. However, I set my boundaries and take
responsibilty and my time very seriously.

What I am looking for is not important. I will know
it, when I see it.

Not looking for Mr. Perfect, just Mr. Perfect for me.
I'm not Ms. Perfect, but I will be someone's Ms.
Perfect for them.

I was raised very strict in the ways of being a lady
and old school tradition. So yes, manners is extremely
important to me. Having read some of the above that
may seem unreal, but again, I believe a path is made
out for each individual and each individual makes a
choice from the moment they are born. However, it is
up to each individual to change the path or continue
down the road of production or destruction.

So, Mr. Mystery man, for that is my new nickname for
you. You now know a little bit about me. I am sure you
didn't think you would get a response like that. But
it's your choice regarding what path you want to take
next.

Take it or leave it.

Have a great night

- Catherine

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Registered: 01-05-2004
Tue, 07-24-2007 - 10:13am

ROTFLMAO! That was great Catherine! I would LOVE to know if he responds to that. I bet he IS married. Do men think we are dumb? Geez....

Jennifer

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Tue, 07-24-2007 - 10:16am
I don't think he will! LOL! I sent it last night! LOOOL! I am too just rolling on the ground. Unfortunately, it's all true about me! I just make it look horrible! But it's all HONEST! That's the funniest part of all.
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Registered: 06-04-2004
Tue, 07-24-2007 - 11:13am

LOL! Did you save a copy of that? I'm sure there will be other opportunities to send that again in the future!

I'm very much the same way though, Cat. I live with alot of WYSIWYG and while I don't like confrontation, I do believe in speaking my mind and my opinions and won't say things just because I think that is what someone wants to hear. I give credit where it's due, but won't shower compliments and praise just for the hell of it.

I'm sure that man won't even know WHAT to say in response! lol

~shrimpy

~shrimpy

"A man who wants something will find a way; a man who doesn't will find an excuse." ~Stephen Dolley Jr.

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Registered: 01-05-2004
Tue, 07-24-2007 - 11:19am

Hey that's okay! At least you are honest! :) I think I scare some guys away with my honesty too! lol

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Registered: 12-19-2003
Tue, 07-24-2007 - 12:34pm

Absolutely hysterical - I love it!!!

TD

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Registered: 05-13-2005
Tue, 07-24-2007 - 1:25pm
You are hilarious my dear - I love what you write. And I believe men who won't post or send a picture are 10:1 married. Good call. You are getting so good at this!
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Registered: 08-23-2006
Tue, 07-24-2007 - 2:24pm

OMG, I love it!!!

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Registered: 11-03-2003
Tue, 07-24-2007 - 3:43pm

That one goes into the Hall of Fame!


Soonee, cheering loudly

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Registered: 07-01-2005
Tue, 07-24-2007 - 6:12pm

I am new here, but just had to say I LOVED your response to him! I am very curious if he ever replied to you. ;-)

~Nicole

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Wed, 07-25-2007 - 12:51am

You had me with you until the "take it or leave it" for I would respond to you. I'm thinking now HERE is a woman who speaks plainly, directly, honestly. I like that. I see the way for closeness is knowing what is going on with the other person and honey, you certainly are upfront about THAT!

Mark

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