How is THIS for a scary CL profile???

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How is THIS for a scary CL profile???
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Fri, 05-11-2007 - 6:36am
Hey there fun, smart and sexy women, would you like to meet an attractive, manager who is physically strong and still does acrobatics? I will dance for you, hold your hand and kiss your sweet lips, hopefully. That said, I am a gentleman, albeit a quieter one and appreciate a simple but sexy woman.
You may find me at work in the financial district and, yes, I now own a condo near Boston.

I am tall with curly brown hair, dark brown eyes and a fit body( I try to get to the gym at least 3 days a week and hike on weekends).

I am looking for a sweet, confident, sexy and healthy woman who is in reasonably good shape and enjoys taking walks, cooking healthy foods together and going into Boston for casual dining.

I am attracted to white, Afro-American and Asian women who are somewhat submissive but independent.

If you are looking for an easy-going, drama-free, cuddly and sexy guy who is a bit on the quieter side, contact me and tell me what you're looking for. Oh, by the way, I eat loads of vegetables and fruit to prevent my getting an awful disease. Tell me about your self and send a photo or ask me for one of mine.







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Registered: 11-20-2003
Fri, 05-11-2007 - 7:49am

Wow, what a catch... ;o)

I do think it is very important to mention vegetable consumption in one's profile. Never trust a man who hasn't had his five servings.

So, when's your first date?

Clem xx

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Registered: 02-08-2006
Fri, 05-11-2007 - 8:19am

Hmmm. I'm trying to think what awful dieases are cured by fruit and vegetables. Maybe monogamy??

I would also love to meet a woman who bills herself as submissive and is still independent. Not because I want to date her, but rather because I'd probably want to smack her.

I didn't realize acrobats were dancers. How silly of me to confuse that!

I wasn't aware there was a question about where his condo was, but I am definitely glad he answered it.

It made me smile, at least, and this time of day that isn't easy to do.

Moody, thinking some people just won't ever get it.


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Registered: 04-08-2003
Fri, 05-11-2007 - 8:29am
LMAO! Yeah, when's the date? LOL? Did you respond? Maybe he'll take you to a farmers market for dinner.
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Registered: 09-26-2005
Fri, 05-11-2007 - 9:15am

That profile makes me want to steam some zuccini. lol

Or do some cartwheels in the eggplant patch.

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Registered: 04-21-2003
Fri, 05-11-2007 - 10:19am
EWWWWWWW!!! LOL!

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Registered: 05-13-2005
Fri, 05-11-2007 - 10:24am
That is just crazy. It is our amusement for the day to read that. We have sure had a lot of fun here copying and comparing what we find!
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Registered: 01-05-2004
Fri, 05-11-2007 - 11:04am

OMG! Y'all are too funny! I have rolled reading all of the replies AND reading that profile! Wonder how many hits he has gotten with that one? lol

With all of that fruit and veggie consumption, I bet he stays regular....but I'm sure he would still be full of s**t. :)

Jennifer

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Registered: 11-20-2003
Fri, 05-11-2007 - 11:13am

Just read through the profile again and found myself laughing at "I am attracted to white, Afro-American and Asian women." He's certainly keeping his options open isn't he?

Have a great Friday, all.
Clem xx

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Registered: 04-21-2003
Fri, 05-11-2007 - 11:19am

Hope he remembers to bring the BEANO....and some stupid twit will answer that ad....UGH!

~mel~

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