I would like to THANK my X for....

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I would like to THANK my X for....
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Wed, 02-27-2008 - 4:00pm

The deep crease between my eyes that I now have to use spatula caulk

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Wed, 02-27-2008 - 10:02pm
YEAH! I'd also like to thank mine for that last incident that was the straw that finally got me to leave the abusive bastard!

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Wed, 02-27-2008 - 11:26pm

and like Judy, for the obvious pain in the A$$ dating scenarios we have to put ourselves through, because we made a bad choice.


DAMN, when I was younger, I never thought how ONE bad choice, could go so wrong. But I have LEARNED in such a harsh reality that now I overanalyze every freaking situation to almost insanity. No wonder I'm just exhausted.

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Thu, 02-28-2008 - 12:25am

But I have LEARNED in such a harsh reality that now I overanalyze every freaking situation to almost insanity. No wonder I'm just exhausted.


HERE HERE and


HERE HERE!!!!!!LOL

mom_uk2socal - Mom to DS22, DS19, DD16

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Thu, 02-28-2008 - 1:00am

Hence my thread about "I hate dating". LOL! Sucks the freaking rest of my dear LIFE out of me like a blood sucking piranah, I mean X. Wait!! the piranah is the X. Geesh. No mercy, no mercy!!!

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Thu, 02-28-2008 - 9:15am

The chronic headaches, the bleeding ulcer, the night terrors...but all of these have helped me in loosing the baby weight i carried for an extra year...however now i have a pancake butt and saggy boobs from loosing it to quickly and not the right way....OH JOY


On a happier note he gave me my DD (well the 37 seconds it took for his contribution anyway)

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Thu, 02-28-2008 - 9:43am

On a happier note he gave me my DD (well the 37 seconds it took for his contribution anyway)




ROTFLMAO!!!
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Thu, 02-28-2008 - 9:52am

Cant help ya on that one. My pickens up here in Jersey are VERY slim. Perhaps why im looking forward to a date with an old BF LOL.

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Thu, 02-28-2008 - 9:59am
QUIT your whining! LOL At least you have prince charming in the background. LOL ;)
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Thu, 02-28-2008 - 10:01am
LOL...yes you are right but we shall see how that plays out and im sure ill be back on here whining to you all over again!!!! LOL
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Thu, 02-28-2008 - 10:58am

WANTED


A GOOD MAN... OK MAYBE NOT THAT GOOD BUT ONE THAT'S A BIT LONGER IN THE SACK THAN 37 SECONDS WITH A PENIS MARGINALLY LARGER THAN A BABY CARROT


MUST HAVE A JOB, VALID DRIVERS LICENSE AND FULL SET OF TEETH AND BE OFF THE TEAT BY THE TIME YOU HAVE REACHED 35


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TOO funny!

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