If i were a lesbian ...

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Registered: 03-15-2004
If i were a lesbian ...
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Sun, 07-06-2008 - 10:34am

I'd have a ton of dates! ROFLMAO


I ended up w/ an extra tx to the Mellissa Etheridge concert tonite in town, down on the warf.

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Registered: 03-15-2004
Sun, 07-06-2008 - 10:56am

OMG, *this* should be FUNNNY! I decided, what the heck ... & posted this ad on CL ... if nothing else, I bet i get some hysterical responses!

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Registered: 11-22-2006
Sun, 07-06-2008 - 11:00am
OMG thats hysterical.....I cant wait to hear your responses. really any guy that thinks that is a great/funny first date might have real possibilities in my book:)
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Registered: 03-15-2004
Sun, 07-06-2008 - 11:27am
Well, the 1st guy was named "g-spot-man" & assured me he was "virile". ha!

& how about this one?


Hi...I'd really enjoy going with you....share some friendship...tho I believe it would lead to far too much sensual stimulation. Yes it would be wonderful...yes you and your friends..have a great nite... "


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Registered: 05-13-2005
Sun, 07-06-2008 - 12:46pm
OMG - you are CRAZY!! What will you think up next!! LOL!!
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Registered: 11-22-2006
Sun, 07-06-2008 - 1:02pm
LOL. See? You need someone who writes you back and says "YOU ARE ON. When should we meet up to leave?" Then that's a keeper in my book. A man who can be comfy at a stadium full of lesbians listening to women power ballads is a very good contender in my book. One of the best dates I ever had was with a guy who on our second date took me for a walk on Sunday morning and ended up taking me to drag brunch in the city. Tons of guys in drag singing QUEEN - it was so freakin fun and the food was fabulous. He was laughing and flirting with me and having a gay old time - totally comfortable and he was a killer in bed as I recall....
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Registered: 05-13-2005
Sun, 07-06-2008 - 1:09pm

LOL!!!!

City, what ever happened to THAT boyfriend?????????

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Registered: 12-06-1998
Mon, 07-07-2008 - 4:59am
ROFLOL Love it!!!! I hope you find someone to use the ticket :o)

 



Tracy

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Registered: 11-22-2006
Mon, 07-07-2008 - 9:39am
We lasted a couple of years and it was pretty good at times. He just didnt show enough interest in eventually being a family so I had to let him go:) It was a fabulous date though - maybe not for everyone but for me it was!LOL
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