Isn't funny when you can name the BEST

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Isn't funny when you can name the BEST
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Wed, 03-09-2005 - 10:44am

and WORST sex you had on the tip of your tongue, but sometimes all else fails? I remember the men I've slept with, that were just so awful, I couldn't forget it. It was like branded into my head as a nightmare. Same with the best, but a fantastic dream. I still sit back sometimes and this huge goofy smile just washes across my face. Then, their are those, yes, I admit, if you can't remember names, that is when you may have had one to many, BUT! Yes, then, their are those, that you think, I know their was more then I counted, but WHO was it? What was his name? You wreck your head and you come up with............................................................................................

NOTHING!

LOL. Is is just me or are their ladies/men in the house, that when thinking back, they have to say......... Now what was his/her name again???????????????????

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Wed, 03-09-2005 - 11:18am

What's worse is when you meet someone you knew long ago and wonder if you ever had sex with him!

Jessie

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Wed, 03-09-2005 - 11:21am

This reminds of those Grosser then Gross jokes! Remember? Worse and Worser! That is toooo funny and your SOOOOO RIGHT!

I once asked a guy that. By the way Rudy.. Did we ever have sex? He died! He died because we DID and I couldn't remember! LOL

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Wed, 03-09-2005 - 12:24pm

This has me rolling . . . .

Absolutely rolling.

I can remember all of their names. When I sit down and think about it. But some of them - I tend to fuzz out. LOL!

TT (who knows pretty much everything there is to know about my past) and I ran into this guy that I was dating once upon a time (while I was dating - oh - 3 or 4 others) and he said something about "he seemed REALLY nervous around us - I bet he was wondering if I thought you two slept together or not." And I laughed and said "we didn't. He wasn't one of the lucky ones. Wait. Was he? No. No, he wasn't!"

TT laughed hysterically at me. LOL!

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Wed, 03-09-2005 - 12:43pm

my memory is way to good to ever "date like a man"..the have fun, and then go on concept...


I remember them all, ickiness included. And at times when I least expect it, it bites me in the butt.


I have to make an effort to block thoughts of my ex, or I'd puke on a regular basis.


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Wed, 03-09-2005 - 12:53pm

Ha! Sweetie I do know exactly what you're talking about. I was quite the bad girl when I was younger. I definitely cannot name all names or even give you a #. I can remember the ones I dated long term or really cared about of course. But there was a lot of short term flings and one nighters thrown in there. Sad but true.

Hugs
Tara