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It takes only one man
| Mon, 06-02-2008 - 1:53pm |
...to screw in a lightbulb. He just holds it up there and waits for the world to evolve around him.
I apologize in advance to Mark for this post. You're one of a handful of men who have evolved beyond beer, sports, and bragging. You know that I am generalizing here...but I am just venting and if I man bash, I'm not including you, friend.
My weekend was

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Invitation is still open here at my house if you need to get away.
Thanks Cat-
I seriously feel so blessed that I have friends like you who offer to go and have fun and just "be" !
My friend who is involved with stock car racing called me Saturday and asked me to go up and watch the races. She's one tough cookie and I felt all empowered with girl power as I went down into the pit after the races and had a beer and looked at the mustang!
went down into the pit after the races and had a beer
But was the beer in a can?
ROFL!
~s~
But was the beer in a can?
ROFL!
Yep...a bud lite again. And I even belched not caring one second about the man folk in the vicinity..LOL!!
Oh sure I can be your Cabanna Boy.
ROFL!
You're hired as long as you agree to be the man servant all us ladies will require. I like my marguritas in the rocks with no salt and my toe nails painted shell pink. LOL!
Pacific- happy to be laughing
Hey I don't always have to be ON TOP...
Mark who is willing to be under the bus as long as you know how to drive
LOL...such evil chuckles coming out of me here!
I'd been avoiding posting this on the board because it's not very productive... but for THIS thread... I think it's just a bit fitting. ;-)
15 PIECES OF ADVICE TO BE PASSED ON TO YOUR MUM, YOUR DAUGHTERS OR
GRANDDAUGHTERS, NIECES, AUNTS, GIRLFRIENDS, ETC.
1. Don't imagine you can change a man - unless he's in diapers.
2. What do you do if your boyfriend walks out? You shut the door.
3. If they put a man on the moon - they should be able to put them all up there.
4. Never let your man's mind wander - it's too little to be out alone.
5. Go for the younger man. You might as well, they never mature anyway.
6. Men are all the same - they just have different faces, so that you can tell them apart.
7. Definition of a bachelor: a man who has missed the opportunity to make some woman miserable.
8. Women don't make fools of men - most of them are the do-it-yourself types.
9. Best way to get a man to do something is to suggest he is too old for it.
10. Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-o pener.
11. If you want a committed man, look in a mental hospital.
12. The children of Israel wandered around the desert for 40 years. Even in Biblical times, men wouldn't ask for directions.
13. If he asks what sort of books you're interested in, tell him check books.
14. Remember a sense of humor does not mean that you tell him jokes, it means that you laugh at his.
15. Sadly, all men are created equal.
~shrimpy
"A man who wants something will find a way; a man who doesn't will find an excuse." ~Stephen Dolley Jr.
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Speaking of Y chromosome...
I've had students make comments about how they can't remember if it's the man or the woman who has which chromosome combo: XX or XY. I tell them to just remember it's the male who has the Y-ning (whining) chromosome!!!!! ;-) (Sorry Mark!)
But more seriously... I also tell them to look at the letters, and imagine the bottoms of the XX as the 2 main openings women have- anus and vagina. And the XY is the man because there is only the anus... and the bottom of the Y is the penis.
Hey, I have to come up with something, ANYthing to help the kids remember their medical facts, don't I?!?? But you'll never forget!
~shrimpy
"A man who wants something will find a way; a man who doesn't will find an excuse." ~Stephen Dolley Jr.
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