The Laminated List

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The Laminated List
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Fri, 07-16-2004 - 12:59am
With all the serious talk about cheating and affairs lately, I thought I'd approach the subject with D and we had a really good heart to heart chat. Anyway, after the deep deep discussion, we started to get a little more light hearted. And in the spirit of fun, D and I have selected 5 celebrities to be on our "laminated list."

The laminated list is a list of people who we would probably never come close to meeting, but in the extremely unlikely event that we met them and they hit on us, we would be free to do whatever we wanted with them for one day :). Ofcourse, this is all in pure fun. :)

My list includes: Brendan Frasier, Jake Gyllenhall (OK I'm cradle robbing here!), Simon LeBon, Matt Damon and John Mayer :)

His list: Kate Beckinsale, Jennifer Garner, Kate Hudson, Ashley Judd, and Marg Helgenberger.

So who would be on yours???? :)


Edited 7/16/2004 1:54 am ET ET by orange_clouds

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Thu, 07-22-2004 - 3:50pm
The "laminated list" certainly causes teasing in our house. I ALWAYS give him crap that his NUMBER ONE (Elizabeth Hurley) is a B list actress - and apparently not very giving in bed since Hugh Grant felt the need to step out on her (which I really don't believe - I believe if a man steps out it's HIS issue - and TT knows this - but for the teasing . . . . LOL) . . .

And he knows the MAIN REASON I love Ocean 11 is because BOTH Andy Garcia AND George Clooney are in it. He teases me that the last several movies Pierce Brosnan made bombed (WHAT was he thinking with the Tailor from Panama????) and - - - recently he was on the cover of some rag (tabloid) in swim trunks - - - he is hairy like a monkey - back hair, chest hair, just basically furry all over - man boobs and he had a belly hanging over his swim trunks. He looks TERRIBLE. LOL He actually went to the trouble of BUYING the rag, cutting out the picture and framing it - and leaving it on the nightstand beside the bed for me to find when he was late working with a note that said "I didn't want you to be lonely since I'm working late . . . I've left you Pierce to keep you company." ROTFLMAO!!!!

Too much fun. ;)

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Thu, 07-22-2004 - 4:23pm

I knew it would be all in good fun and I would probably never think twice about it, but maybe I'd just rather leave the mystery there, especially just in case we were watching a movie someday with "her" in it and I

Becky

 

 

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Thu, 07-22-2004 - 4:38pm
This is a fun one!!!

Let's see.......my list would be

Brad Pitt

a "younger" Sean Connary

Collin Ferril

Jonny Depp


oops.....that's more than the "3 gimmee's"

katlc

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Thu, 07-22-2004 - 5:08pm
katlc, you get to have *five* on your Laminated list!
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Thu, 07-22-2004 - 5:21pm

Isn't it nice to know that our men are so inlove? :)

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Thu, 07-22-2004 - 5:23pm
LMAO!!!!!!!
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Thu, 07-22-2004 - 8:30pm
Actually, it’s not quite as vamped out as the cat woman look. She just has a lot of makeup, long hair and tight buxom outfits. LOL. She looks hot but in a vampy kind of way.

Cat woman though…woweee! Even I’m drooling over that one! LOL

Speaking of movies, The Bourne Supremacy comes out tomorrow. Matt Damon is on my list! So guess where I’ll be this weekend?

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Fri, 07-23-2004 - 2:30pm

I think that Halle Berry is going to get on Chris' list for this role.

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Fri, 07-23-2004 - 2:38pm

Gabriella, I guess it's all in the eye of the beholder (and I haven't seen the movie), but in the movie gallery pics I've found, Kate Beckinsale doesn't look vampy to me at all in that role.

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Fri, 07-23-2004 - 6:53pm
Ahh, but you don’t see the leather tie up bustier she’s wearing beneath her red jacket, LOL Actually I guess “vampy” isn’t really the right term. She just looks very different than her prior roles.

Yes, he prefers the fresh-fashed look and the sporty look very much – someone like…like me! LOL. I think what turned him off about her look in that movie was the heavy use of eyeliner and makeup in general and…her really bad Transylvanian accent. ;)

I don’t wear a lot of make up most of the time, although he says it turns him on to watch me put it on. Actually anything I do turns him on. I think he’s just confused. LOL

I remember a comment he made about Kirsten Dunst. A radio announcer said that “she wasn’t that hot and that she had bad teeth” and I just sort of rolled my eyes and sighed at how awful the comment was and he said “but that’s what makes her attractive, it’s part of her charm. That’s what makes her beautiful…”

So I think he is definitely one of those types that looks deeper than the surface for attraction…