Men who "talk up" the OTHER size...

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Men who "talk up" the OTHER size...
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Wed, 03-28-2007 - 12:04am

Ok- Rebecca got me started... it's her fault! LOL!


What is it with guys and having to talk


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Registered: 02-08-2006
Wed, 03-28-2007 - 7:48am

What's the old saying, "give a man an inch, he thinks he's a ruler"... it so applies to some men.

I dated a guy a long time ago that I nicknamed something not very nice because he assumed his size was MUCH larger than it was. In fact, when I ended it, he asked why. I told him the spark just wasn't there (true) and that we weren't suited (also true). his reply was, "Well, I know it isn't the sex, since no one has ever complained." Yeah, buddy, because maybe you always date nice women!

On a completely unrelated topic, Droid was telling me the other day about how the school bully teases one of his friends by calling him "centimeter peter".... I hid my laughter from him, but it struck me that even at 8 and 9, boys are sensitive about the size of their penises.

Moody, for whom size does matter, to an extent


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Wed, 03-28-2007 - 8:53am

Dont think i havent said to my friends "Well, you KNOW how men lie about size ... they do it for height as well, on Match.com", lol


& roflmao about the thorough dissapointment! Nothing better than a guy who IS well endowed & doesnt brag about it!

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Wed, 03-28-2007 - 8:55am

rolf, that guy must have cracked you UP saying that! Unbeleivable!

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Wed, 03-28-2007 - 9:19am

Rebecca, you are just hilarious!!! I love your blatant honesty, and have enjoyed it for YEARS. You're a trip. :-)

~shrimpy

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"A man who wants something will find a way; a man who doesn't will find an excuse." ~Stephen Dolley Jr.

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Registered: 05-13-2005
Wed, 03-28-2007 - 10:19am

"give a man an inch, he thinks he's a ruler"

You should have had a warning before writing that - I just about spewed my coffee everywhere - how hilariously funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

So true!!!!!!!!!

hahahaha!!

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Registered: 11-03-2003
Wed, 03-28-2007 - 5:54pm

Anyone else have similar stories??


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Registered: 02-08-2006
Wed, 03-28-2007 - 6:16pm

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

I think that one takes the cake, for sure! I'm still laughing.

Moody, who would have laughed at the guy, too


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Registered: 05-13-2005
Wed, 03-28-2007 - 7:27pm
Now that is probably one of the most creative "go to bed with me" lines I have heard in a while. But I think my reaction would be to want to punch him! I mean, what planet is he from?
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Registered: 11-16-2005
Wed, 03-28-2007 - 9:48pm
You know the reason we women are so bad at math? We've always been told this xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx is six inches!!
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Registered: 10-07-2005
Wed, 03-28-2007 - 10:00pm

LOL!


His ex gf's were too small or HE was and they couldn't find it????




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