Men who "talk up" the OTHER size...

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Men who "talk up" the OTHER size...
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Wed, 03-28-2007 - 12:04am

Ok- Rebecca got me started... it's her fault! LOL!


What is it with guys and having to talk


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Wed, 03-28-2007 - 10:18pm

According to Wikipedia...


"While results vary across studies, the consensus is that the average human penis is approximately 12.7-15 cm (5-5.9 in) in length and 12.3 cm (4.85 in) in circumference when fully erect. The average penis size is slightly larger than the median size. Most of these studies were performed on subjects of primarily European descent; worldwide averages may vary.


A research project, summarizing dozens of published studies conducted by physicians of different nationalities, shows that worldwide, erect-penis size averages vary between 9.6 cm (3.7 in) and 16 cm (6.2 in). It has been suggested that this difference is caused not only by genetics, but also by environmental factors such as culture, diet, chemical/pollution exposure, etc."




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Thu, 03-29-2007 - 1:26am
L-O-S-E-R! roflmao ... you should have said to him "Well, stop dating midgets then"!

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Thu, 03-29-2007 - 1:27am
Well Al! Thanks for those facts!

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Thu, 03-29-2007 - 9:07am

Ahahahahahaaaaaa LOL at the No Oral Sex guy.

If he was that huge, couldn't he just have bent his head slightly forwards and practised on himself?

I don't really have any "size" stories to share, but a couple of "shape" ones... there was the Marlboro Man, whose todge was short and thick like a cigarette packet, and there was a guy whose pocket hosepipe could have been used as an umbrella handle it was so curvy.

Clem (sniggering) xx

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Registered: 06-04-2004
Thu, 03-29-2007 - 9:11am

ROFL!!!! That is just too much!

You guys are making me spew my coffee this morning! I wonder if there are any MEN who read this board, and what they might think of all this!??

~shrimpy

~shrimpy

"A man who wants something will find a way; a man who doesn't will find an excuse." ~Stephen Dolley Jr.

~<

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Thu, 03-29-2007 - 10:27am

LOL!


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Thu, 03-29-2007 - 4:51pm
These are all pretty good shots at the guy's insecurities, ladies.
Why don't you bring some along to the Talk about Sex board, since most women there seem to have somewhat more compassion in regards to things that can't be changed?
Perhaps these comments might give a little insight to some of the rest of us just why this is a "Single" Mothers board.
once.
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Thu, 03-29-2007 - 4:58pm

"JUST TOUCH IT! GIVE IT A LITTLE KISS"????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Bahahahahahahahahaaha!!!!!!!!!!!!


..... did I mention Lawn Boys penis has NO clue it is 54!?!

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Thu, 03-29-2007 - 5:02pm

Seriously, I am SURE that most, if not ALL women in this thread & on this board, are basically having fun with this & joking.

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Fri, 03-30-2007 - 1:12pm

Ok so I am new to this board and new to the site..... but I have to tell you I havent laughed so hard in a very long time..... sorry to the men reading this but some of these stories hit home so much. And like someone else said( sorry didnt get the name) its NOT truly the size as much as the technique.
I dont think at this time I will share my stories still a bit too new Ithink...lol But I can say that being 44 in 3 weeks and divorced for almost 12 years now I know what a lot of you are saying.

thanks again for making me smile and laugh out loud.
Jackieb