Oh my, oh my -

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Registered: 03-15-2004
Oh my, oh my -
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Sun, 07-06-2008 - 1:26pm

a freind just sent me a copy of the profile she came across on a singles dating site, of Taz.


It honeslty, after making me laugh? Makes me sad. Why would he have to lie so badly?


"hi im m.i work for T-MOBIL i have been with them for 8 yearsi have a 5 y/o girl and a 5 y/o dogs named kibo and sana and i have a 15 y/o cat.i got graduated from school in 81.hope to hear from you all soon.its all in here.m"


Ok, so ... his child is EIGHT.

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Registered: 10-07-2005
In reply to: rlch
Sun, 07-06-2008 - 1:46pm

WOW!


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Registered: 04-02-2003
In reply to: rlch
Sun, 07-06-2008 - 2:43pm
OMG thats an awesome idea for a thread LOL. Write the OLD profile for your ex.. HAHAHAHA.
"I never knew what real happiness was until I got married,
and by then, it was too late."
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Registered: 10-07-2005
In reply to: rlch
Sun, 07-06-2008 - 2:49pm

Yeah!


Tagline: 38 going on 15.


Body: Irresponsible no-show father, can't hold down a job because everyone can suck my ****, drug addict/ alcoholic claiming to be sober seeks sugar momma who enjoys swearing, not knowing where her partner is for days on end and won't be a nag when I spend all her money.


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Registered: 03-10-2008
In reply to: rlch
Sun, 07-06-2008 - 6:47pm
That is sad and creepy! It reads like a child wrote it...like a 5 year old child at that! I am going to assume he is not getting many responses from it! UGH AYE AYE AYE
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Registered: 05-06-2008
In reply to: rlch
Sun, 07-06-2008 - 7:22pm

HA ha ha! Are you writing a profile for MY ex? If so, please change "38 going on 15" to "53 going on 15".

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Registered: 03-19-2008
In reply to: rlch
Sun, 07-06-2008 - 10:34pm

But did you get a good laugh out of it? Funny though, I think he is not the only liar on those dating sites.

Laurie

anonymous
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Registered: 04-17-2003
In reply to: rlch
Sun, 07-06-2008 - 10:40pm

"If only WE could write their online profiles."

That would make for some really interesting reading, that's for sure! Makes me laugh to even think about it!
Steph

iVillage Member
Registered: 04-17-2003
In reply to: rlch
Sun, 07-06-2008 - 10:46pm

Taz is in a different plane of reality, that is for sure. You just have to wonder if he really believes what he wrote or is he just a grammatically challenged liar.
Steph

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Registered: 12-06-1998
In reply to: rlch
Mon, 07-07-2008 - 4:52am
ROFLOL What a clown. I wonder if he believes what he wrote?

 



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