OK, in Liz's honor...

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OK, in Liz's honor...
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Fri, 02-08-2008 - 2:49pm

What kind of books would TURN YOU OFF if you saw a guy reading it..even if he was Uber-hot?


I'll start:


Aiming Low for Losers.


How to Convert them and Save Their Poor Helpless Souls from Burning in Hell, in 10 Easy Steps.


Hunting for Pure

~Pacific~

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Registered: 09-11-2007
Fri, 02-08-2008 - 3:01pm

HAHA!! You're TOO funny!


How 'bout:


The Dummy's Guide to One Night Stands


How to Make Her Hot For You on the First Date


Warren Jeff's Guide to Polygamy


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Registered: 08-08-2007
Fri, 02-08-2008 - 3:04pm

Warren Jeff's Guide to Polygamy


ROTFLMAO!!!!! Hehe....

~Pacific~
~Pacific~
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Fri, 02-08-2008 - 3:08pm

Hunting for dummies


You can learn to read too!


Dating for Dummies


How to keep your woman barefoot and pregnant


*** And down here in yonder south, they

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Fri, 02-08-2008 - 3:08pm

LMAO! These are too funny!

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Registered: 12-28-2004
Fri, 02-08-2008 - 3:11pm

You can learn to read too!......ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!!

How about: Chic in Camoflauge(sp?)

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Registered: 08-08-2007
Fri, 02-08-2008 - 3:12pm

Hunting for dummies


LOL!


Hunting+Dummy= Bad Dick Chaney Experience.


That whole gun thing and posting pictures of guns..Freud would probably analize that to death. Guns being a subconscious symbol for the penis

~Pacific~
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Registered: 05-13-2005
Fri, 02-08-2008 - 4:18pm

Oh wow PacSun - you are full of great ideas for threads here!!! I love this one- and how perfect is this for a speed dating session in the book store!!

Okay - here is one:

- How to string her along and not commit

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Registered: 10-10-2007
Fri, 02-08-2008 - 5:34pm

My favorite of my X's "secret" stash (oops--did I just admit to sneaking a peak) was "The bigger the better...Breast Guide"

April

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Fri, 02-08-2008 - 6:30pm

Warren Jeff's Guide to Polygamy

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Registered: 05-13-2005
Fri, 02-08-2008 - 7:28pm

OMG - I am still working at my computer and about spewed my baked potato all over!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You are SO hilarious!!!!!

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