OK, in Liz's honor...

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OK, in Liz's honor...
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Fri, 02-08-2008 - 2:49pm

What kind of books would TURN YOU OFF if you saw a guy reading it..even if he was Uber-hot?


I'll start:


Aiming Low for Losers.


How to Convert them and Save Their Poor Helpless Souls from Burning in Hell, in 10 Easy Steps.


Hunting for Pure

~Pacific~
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Fri, 02-08-2008 - 8:46pm

Not feeling too creative tonight, but my first thoughts were:


Replacing Mommy: How to Find the Wife for You


Bachelor's Guide to Cross-dressing


Starting Your Own Swing Club


100 Secrets to Controlling Your Woman


Best Ways to Guarantee Sex on the First Date


Lawnmower Racing


~shrimpy

"A man who wants something will find a way; a man who doesn't will find an excuse." ~Stephen Dolley Jr.

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Fri, 02-08-2008 - 9:00pm

OMG - you are also GOOD!!!!!!!

All these creative minds we have - I am having so much fun reading them all.

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Fri, 02-08-2008 - 9:59pm

ok, let me try:


2008 guide on how to ditch your date


Lie, cheat and sneak around: the best guide to sleeping with every woman!


Dummies guide on how to say the best crock of crap...


FINALLY it's here "The best dead beat Dad hide outs...."


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Fri, 02-08-2008 - 10:58pm

Lol- Pac, you crack me up!


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Mon, 02-11-2008 - 11:40am

The bigger the better...Breast Guide"

~Pacific~
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Mon, 02-11-2008 - 11:42am

Lawnmower Racing


LOL! Although the Geek in me would probably start asking him questions about it, somewhat intrigued.

~Pacific~
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Mon, 02-11-2008 - 11:48am

"The best dead beat Dad hide outs...."


LOL! Imagine the "winners' you find at Those hang outs.


I watched a documentary last night showing how the law

~Pacific~
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Mon, 02-11-2008 - 12:30pm
Geesh! I always get so amazed watching those kinds of shows. The other day I saw one where a lesbian deaf woman, sawed another woman into pieces (she had a boyfriend), because she thought that woman was flirting with her girlfriend.
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Mon, 02-11-2008 - 1:00pm

Holy Cow..


And I thought MY life was drama....lol!!!!

~Pacific~
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Mon, 02-11-2008 - 1:06pm
I'm sure citylife could say the same! Right girl??