Roll Call FUN: The WORST date ever was..

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Roll Call FUN: The WORST date ever was..
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Thu, 02-21-2008 - 9:17am

Let's have some fun here:


Name/Handle (you can leave name out) , age, kids & ages if you have them, around about location, how long have you been on this board and the topic this time is: The worst date I ever had was....


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Fri, 02-22-2008 - 10:20am

ALL I CAN SAY TO THAT IS:


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Fri, 02-22-2008 - 10:23am

"SO, you just got back from Italy! Did you see the Spinx? I am dying to go to Italy to see ALL THE PYRAMIDS!"

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Fri, 02-22-2008 - 10:30am
No, unfortunalty, he was stone cold sober.

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Fri, 02-22-2008 - 10:30am
I had a date with a guy that thought that Florida was on the border of Canada and Texas was the Capital of Colorado. OK, he was German and I know Americans that think Munich is the Capital of Germany, but that was REALLY bad!
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Fri, 02-22-2008 - 10:55am

Funny how comforting it is to see you arent the only one with bad date experiences. I can name a few times I wanted to not be the nice girl my mama raised me to be and run out. I always tried to stay and exit gracefully though. So..we are all overdue to have some good dates! I know I am so picky now...thinking about giving eharmony a try but still reserved about it. After my ex..I raised my standards alot!!! I am so glad to hear your stories! Its nice to know you arent the only one thats had some wild experiences with dating. I personally think I attract nerds and jerks! When i figure out what it is that guys that are total jackasses find attractive about me I will let yall know!!

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Fri, 02-22-2008 - 11:04am

He just seemed so 'greasy' and slick, plus I am only 5'2" and he was maybe an inch taller than I was.

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Fri, 02-22-2008 - 11:21am
YOU ARE FORGIVEN MY CHILD! Alcohol can
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Fri, 02-22-2008 - 11:29am
Ohhhh lord I must have been 1/2 brain dead for 5 years LOL even though I stopped drinking socially 2 years into the relationship....LMAO Residual effects I now know I ws just brain dead from the company i kept....explains all
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Fri, 02-22-2008 - 11:40am

OK Ladies Ihave a few chuckles for you courtesy of my mom...Shes been a single mother since i was a wee babe myself so I have experienced most of her dating horrors second hand and she often felt the need to share some highlights. Two came to mind this morning on my way to work in the snow and daydreaming about completely random crap-ola.



  • There was the gentleman that she went out for drinks with that showed up in a plaid polyester 3 piece suite (ok I know what you are all thinking - must have been when I was really little - NO LADIES -Circa 1985 OH YEAH) So as they are having drinks hes putting quite a few back and she turns and says "Wow, you really can put them away, What do you got a wooden leg...hahaha" To her surprise he answers back "well actually yes" She never went out with him again (i think more out of embarrasment on her part)

  • Then there is her current bo of ohhhh
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Fri, 02-22-2008 - 1:58pm

OMG!! TOO FUNNY!!!! A WOODEN LEG!!! HOHOHO and a BOTTLE OF RUM!!! BUT, I TOO