Some humor - maybe you can add?
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| Thu, 03-20-2008 - 6:38pm |
I decided to take notes on why my matches are not matches and started laughing.
- wears a very obvious toupee
- 46 and never married - and has 20 pictures all labeled with these silly photoshop fonts, "wayne's house" "wayne's baby" (his cat) and on and on
- redneck - bad redneck - races cars, has lots of tattoos, wears dirty tee shirts - wants a clean woman - LOL!!!!!!!
- has 4 kids and wants a woman whose kids don't live at home
- is 45 and wants 18 to 23 for fun discovery
- is separated - and says "coming out of a rocky longterm marriage just want someone to give me affection and have fun and not worry about the future"
- stem cell research - that is too spooky for me!!
- weird weird religion
- different culture, slicked back GREASY hair, bad teeth
- has huge curly mop of hair that matches his black furry dog in pic - LOL!!
- ugly ugly beard like Castro's
- separated
- travels all the time for work so thinks OLD is the way to meet someone
- wants to travel all the time - this is not such a bad thing - just not for me
- has the numbers 69 in his profile
- shirtless in pix and should not be shirtless in pix!
- 46,never married, hasn't shaved in about 7 days and wants you to be a good family girl that can get wild on the couch with him
LOL!! At least I have a sense of humor!! These guys are all too much. I think I should open a school for them- "how to be a better date" - can you just picture the classes?
- how to clean yourself up and dress nice
- dating etiquette
- grooming and directions to the dentist
- what girls DO NOT like to read or see in the profile

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Well, I just did a search of women my age to ten years older:
-390 women with no kids
-335 women with kids
There are only 17 my age with kids and their profiles are HORRIBLE!
And then there are the people who photograph landscape scenes - with no one in them.
How about this one?
a guy who photographed himself through a mirror.
This one is the only one I'd think was worth calling. If not to date, he sounds like he'd be a hoot to go out with and be friends. Nothing like having a sense of humor ;) Self-effacing humor is even better.
If I was in the position to be meeting people, I'd call him just for the fun of it. You never know where a friend might lead to his friends, etc. Great way to meet people I would think :)
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