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| Tue, 01-22-2008 - 10:14pm |
Go figure...today I had company when I got out of the shower...2 nosey 4 year olds! I was trying to dry my hair while Sarah was jiggling my belly asking why it was so squishy. We've had this conversation before! I just laughed and tried to be silly, telling them it was jiggly because they used to be in there...can you see where this conversation is going?? They asked HOW they got in there and I ignored the question. (Hey!! I don't know the right thing to say!!) Then they asked how they got OUT!? I tried to keep it light and funny, joking around with them while my face turned beet red. Well, they kept pushing and pushing...asking if they popped out of my belly button...if they came out of my nostrils. So I told them the truth and said that babies come out of mommy's vagina's, and that was why only mommy's could have babies. Sarah is still bouncing and laughing. She either didn't hear, or didn't care. But I could see that Zack stopped dead in his tracks. He turned to me, straight faced, and asked if they fell into the toilet!!!! HAHAHAHahahahah....I couldn't stop laughing!!!! He was very serious at first but lightened up when he saw I was laughing. I explained that a doctor helped me have them and toilets were not involved at all. Guess that was all I had to say because then they ran off to play. I was rolling on the ground laughing!!! Later they told

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Priceless!!!
LOL!
I told my son about the birds and bees because he insisted he had to know right then at a Starbucks up the street. I suggested we go to a library and he just looked so disappointed in me and said " Dont you know what these answers are without reading a book? Come on!" LOL Then we got home, turned on the news and one of the back street boys was announcing he was gay. Then I had to explain that. it was a big day for everyone:)
Kids are so great with their honesty.
I realized once that I had been criticizing myself out loud for forgetting things or losing keys or whatever when he was 3. He must have been internalizing it because then this one I was in the bathroom and we were getting ready for preschool and I was undressed ( we had a shower and tub next to one another so we could both get clean at the same time) he seemed to notice my nakedness for the very first time and he says " Oh no...NOW what are you going to do?? Where was the last time you saw it Mom. THINK. THINK> " and I was like "what are you talking about" trying not to laugh because he sounded so chastising and serious. He then told me " MOMMMM, you lost your ding. Where did you last have it. Now you cant pee. NOWWW what are you going to do? We are going to be late for school...."
LOL. I had a lot of explaining to do that morning. A lot...
< " MOMMMM, you lost your ding. Where did you last have it. Now you cant pee. NOWWW what are you going to do? We are going to be late for school....">
THAT IS HILARIOUS!!!!!
".....we're going to be late for school..."
I just love to hear stories like this thread!
" MOMMMM, you lost your ding. Where did you last have it. Now you cant pee. NOWWW what are you going to do? We are going to be late for school...."
That killed me!!!
April
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