Updated OLD profile...what do ya think?

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Updated OLD profile...what do ya think?
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Mon, 09-15-2008 - 1:19pm

OK Sooooo i have been giving it quite a bit of thought on changing the profile, here goes, please feel free to edit, chime in, whip into shape, laugh, giggle , snarf and/or pee a little. Please keep the vomit to a minimum. thank you in advance...


Me...ohhh so tragically hip at one point. OK so not in "mom" jeans yet but grasping at any bit of coolness I have left. I have a wicked sense of humor but not at the expense of others (unless theres a speedo and comb-over involved then all is fair). I love being outdoors and would like to meet someone who enjoys the same. Don't get me wrong...I'm not really a granola-hairy-leg kinda girl but I like to think I can hold my own...unless there are slugs, eels and/or worms involved then I'll pass. I love taking my daughter on nature hikes, beach combing and exposing her to everything outdoors. Im up for just about anything fun...love festivals (yup even car shows boys), concerts (although my last was a kids group...hey they still sold concert tees, it sort of counts right?). I'm a descent cook...I

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Mon, 09-15-2008 - 1:30pm

...my dog is getting tired of chasing crickets for me and she only takes one leg at a time. Needless to say I have a house full of one legged 1/2 chirping crickets and since its bad luck to kill one in the house I guess I'm just running a hospice for Gryllinae..


ROFLMAO!!! M, that is hilarious! I was in stitches reading that!! I had a run in with a BIG one in the shower last night so I can so relate!


I love the update... it shows your wonderfully witty, humerous, fun spirt. I think it is great. I hope that some guy who matches your wit and is worth your time decides to read that discovers the gem that you are :o)


I can't wait for the updates!

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Mon, 09-15-2008 - 2:02pm

I like the tone of your profile: breezy, funny, and paints a great picture.

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Mon, 09-15-2008 - 2:06pm
thank you Mark...smooches to you!
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Mon, 09-15-2008 - 2:23pm

LOVE IT, now that is what we're talking about, and I see Mark already got the one error, from the English language perspective, that I can see. That should get a like minded guy to at least wink.

QB

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Mon, 09-15-2008 - 2:29pm
Thanks QueenB I was thinking about putting in something about illiterate scrabble tournaments in my spare time, but didnt think anyone would pick up on it...LOL
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Mon, 09-15-2008 - 3:43pm

I love it, Mom-Star!!!


I think that one definitely shows more of who you are, rather than the previous one. You've thrown in your great humor and I think you'll find more "bites" with it. And the ones who don't get it... well, hopefully they won't respond. You'll want someone who can laugh at the same things you do. Even as a woman- I could read this one and think "I bet she'd make a great female

~shrimpy

"A man who wants something will find a way; a man who doesn't will find an excuse." ~Stephen Dolley Jr.

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Registered: 05-06-2008
Mon, 09-15-2008 - 6:40pm

If I read that type of profile from a guy I would probably email him immediately. I think it is so much funnier than saying "I love to laugh" or something else completely bland.

Good luck to you!

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Tue, 09-16-2008 - 8:48am

So I checked my email today and got a few winks. One sort of interested me but not sure his profile read like this:


Ok, here it is. I am single looking for an all around fun female to hang out with. She must look good in a pair of jeans and baseball hat but who can knock them out when she is dressed to kill. I don't like females who hide behind tons of makeup...she must have a clean yet natural look. As you can tell by my screen name I am into intelligence. You don't have to have a college education but "I" am searching for a female who can hold a conversation and discuss something more than what went on in the nail salon that day. As I too go to nail salons...yep you guessed it I am definately a "metro" kind of guy (nails & eyebrows kept tight), I can dress to impress yet be a manly man. If you love to shop...lol...I can out do you as I have this fetish for fashion. Don't get me wrong I can be just as happy in a pair of sweats & t-shirt , a hip young look or a killer suit & tie. As for going shopping with you...I'll spend all day with you searching for that perfect pair of underwear...did I mention I am now a stock holder in Victoria's Secret (having spent too much time there qualifies me). As far as body types...hmmm...I prefer athletic but I am open to options...oh yea I am defiantely a leg man! Definately a female who likes to dine out and know about good food (not TGIF, Chilies, Olive Garden, etc.) but on a whim can deal with a burger or wings. She MUST like the beach and the lazy days of summer but the closness of a cozy warm fire in the winter. If you are looking for a sugar daddy keep on looking as I have no time for lackluster women who can't hold their own. If you think you have "got" what "I" am looking for email me some insight on you. Oh yea don't be fooled by evrything I just said.


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Tue, 09-16-2008 - 12:12pm

YOU ARE INSANE!!!!

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Registered: 07-14-2007
Tue, 09-16-2008 - 12:20pm
You really crack me up...great response!!

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