Vacuum Cleaner, Altar Runner
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| Sun, 04-29-2007 - 9:02pm |
Okay - I just got a letter from this one on a dating site and had to post part of what he says. I have seen the term "Vacuum Cleaner" - by Soonee - and basically that is someone who wants to be married right away and slurps in the first person they see. Shrimps has coined a similar term called "Altar Runner." At any rate, I think this one fits the bill.
I see so many red flags in what he writes - maybe we should have a contest to count and see how many everyone finds?
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This is for one woman and one woman ONLY. I realize that One woman is more then enough for me. For 23 years, I showed a woman how much I can love her, and I know I can show another woman how much I love her for another 23 years or allot more.
If you are that woman, I hope to find a longterm relationship with (possible) marriage.
First, the engagement atop the NBC building in Manhattan in a romantic setting high above the city, and then a ceremony on a white sandy tropical beach with crystal blue water, barefoot and wearing all white with harp music playing in the background, Thats MY DREAM.
This was going to happen this May for a very special woman, but she longer desires it to happen. I am a wonderful man with allot of passion and love in his heart, and allot of people know it, I KNOW there is a woman on this site some where thats knows my heart and soul and I am waiting for her to be there for me and I for her.
There are some who makes mistakes in life and then realizes it when it's to late, but one that learns from their mistakes is a MUCH stronger person and can say they are sorry and mean it from the heart. So if that person is here and had any feelings for another at one point, know that love over powers all.I do believe in love at first site and one should go by there gut feelings from that first look into one anothers eyes to time spent together and the love and emotions they both shared.
I will be starting a new position in a couple of months in the xxxxxxxxxx area, and I would love to have a wonderful woman at my side to enjoy all the fruits and benefits with me that will come along with this position. I know I am not all that and a bag of chips, but I do know when I feel love for another and thats the feeling I want back again and that my friends will be FOREVER.........

What also scares me about him is that he seems to be in love with love- the whole IDEA of having someone to share life with. It just doesn't seem to matter much WHO she is or what she is like- as long as he has SOMEONE by his side.
This particular vacuum cleaner is looking to altar run with the first cooperative warm, breathing body that comes along. ;-)
eeks.
~shrimpy
~shrimpy
"A man who wants something will find a way; a man who doesn't will find an excuse." ~Stephen Dolley Jr.
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Do you suppose he would want the same engagement and wedding scenario?
Imagine if after reading this story he wanted to take you to NY? I would scream and RUN!! The other way!! I bet I would even have a 5K PR!! LOL!!
But good point, Shrimps - I missed that one - that he is in love with love.
See, I told you I encounter all types of wierdos. I have been deleting so many. It is just that this one was "post worthy" because it was so crazy.
How much could he have loved this woman of 23 years if the wedding was supposed to be next month and he is already shopping?? Seems to be it would be a bit devastating if he loved her so profusely....a strange bird he is.
I like that you guys share these things.
Gee, I sure hope whomever he finds doesn't have any ideas of her own... he's already got the whole thing planned out.