What would you make of this? LOL!!!!!!!

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Registered: 05-13-2005
What would you make of this? LOL!!!!!!!
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Tue, 10-09-2007 - 7:48pm

"A friend in need is a friend in deed"

That is his byline. OK - what do YOU make of that one?

But look at what else he writes - I guess you could say he is interesting!! Or different. I wondered if he was drinking Red Bull while he was writing it:

About me:
I am an honest, sincere guy looking for a nice girl.
I am down to earth and love to have fun and be adventurous... love to laugh (good sense of humor) I enjoy all sorts of activities, including travel, playing with my dog, visiting museums, relaxing with someone special, as well as watching movies and giving piggyback rides ;-). A long term relationship that has a future would be wonderful! Love pizza and Mexican food, candy is also delicious. I don’t read much (prefer speed reading) but have a full library of books. I am kind, considerate, and generous. I am also brutally honest and speak my mind. I enjoy laughing and making others laugh. I am always positive and fun to be with. I also like to sing along with the song on the radio (always badly) and dance around my living room. I stun people with my creativity. I love to brainstorm, think outside the box, and problem solve. I have a million and one goals on my to-do list. I mostly like comedy and action movies. I believe in the law of attraction. I am a Libra and extremely balanced with all qualities and characteristics. I love pets and have one great dog. I drive safely, even while talking on the phone, but usually above the posted speed limit. I have a violin and trombone but can't play. I like many kinds of music, especially dance, 70s, show tunes (lol), and rap. I know the meaning of I.Q. and use this knowledge to my advantage. Truly an intellectual, I love deep conversation. I am quick witted, quick minded but take it slow on dates. I love riding motorcycles. I want to build a dream house. I stay in shape, but think working out is kind of silly. Watching sports on TV bore me. But enjoy History channel, Discovery, TLC, and the movie channels. I have many goals, dreams, and aspirations. I like to wear casual, comfortable clothes. And look great in a suit. I enjoy business and finance. I never wipe my mouth on my sleeve - my nose is another story. Simple things confuse me. I don't do dishes, but can handle the laundry. I love to watch lightning, and the girl I am with walk across the room. I love the smell a woman leaves on her clothes. I firmly believe that ninja training is a necessary tool to survive in this world, and I can protect my mate. I believe there might be life on other planets. I love romance and am romantic. Spanish, French, and no accent makes me melt, but nothing beats a great pair of Leggs. I shop at discount stores. I recycle. I own and can operate power tools, and can fix anything. I know how to correctly pronounce "physics" and can utilize when necessary. I have never been married or have had kids, but would consider in the future. I love warm weather but from the cold. I love sunrises, sunsets and feeling the warmth of the sun dance on my skin (not for too long, though - I may burn). I love break dancing. I stop and smell the roses. I do not run with scissors. Tomboys are good for wrestling but I prefer girly girls. I try not to take anything for granted. I believe in God or a Creator. I do not believe in cheating on someone. I love animals, the outdoors, special people, and honest compassionate women. If you are still reading, you better write me. I like romance and small surprises on occasion, spur of the moment things.

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Registered: 11-03-2003
Wed, 10-10-2007 - 12:26pm

This man is in desperate need of paragraph breaks.

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Registered: 08-08-2007
Wed, 10-10-2007 - 12:53pm
~Pacific~
iVillage Member
Registered: 03-26-2003
Wed, 10-10-2007 - 1:42pm
WHEW!!!
 
iVillage Member
Registered: 12-28-2004
Wed, 10-10-2007 - 2:06pm
Someone else posted she thought he needed Ridlin....I think I have to agree.
iVillage Member
Registered: 01-17-2004
Wed, 10-10-2007 - 4:09pm
LOL I am in the minority..I think he sounds fun :) Its long winded..but better than profiles that have NO details :)
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