While we are men bashing...

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Registered: 09-21-2006
While we are men bashing...
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Sat, 04-05-2008 - 12:40am

I just got caught up on e-mail and a book club friend forwarded this to me- ROFL tears in my eyes, seriously laughing- and she is happily married!
The Whys of Men

1. WHY DO MEN BECOME SMARTER DURING SEX?

(because they are plugged into a genius)

2. WHY DON'T WOMEN BLINK DURING SEX?

(they don't have enough time)


3. WHY DOES IT TAKE 1 MILLION SPERM TO FERTILIZE ONE EGG?

(they don't stop to ask directions)

4. WHY DO MEN SNORE WHEN THEY LIE ON THEIR BACKS?

(because their balls fall over their butt-hole and they vapor lock) -OK so that one got me- serious LOL


5. WHY WERE MEN GIVEN LARGER BRAINS THAN DOGS?

(so they won't hump women's legs at cocktails parties)

6. WHY DID GOD MAKE MEN BEFORE WOMEN?

(you need a rough draft before you make a final copy)

7. HOW MANY MEN DOES IT TAKE TO PUT A TOILET SEAT DOWN?

(don't know.....it never happened)

8. WHY DID GOD PUT MEN ON EARTH?

(because a vibrator can't mow the lawn) For you and Lawn Boy, Rlch!

Remember, if you haven't got a smile on your face and laughter in your heart...Then you are just an old sour fart!

Thought we all needed a laugh, and sorry to offend if Mark is reading this. We know you ALWAYS put the seat down or at least think about it if female company is in the vicinity

QueenBun

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Registered: 03-15-2004
Mon, 04-21-2008 - 12:35am
lol - Just saw this & the personal note

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