Yeah, these are actual OLD profiles lol!
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Yeah, these are actual OLD profiles lol!
| Mon, 07-14-2008 - 7:14pm |
You all know I'm not actively looking, however, I can't help to read what some guys post on their ads!!
For your entertainment my friends, read on:
YOU- LOVE TO GO BARFOOT:

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From the last one: "I'm self employed when I work".
UM- ok???
WHEN???
Here's a few from here:
-one guy looking for women to watch him masterbate
-one guy who likes "hairy" women
-one looking for long term, but not marriage- states his personal life is "complicated", I'm thinking he's married already...
-one who states he IS married...
-one who will only be in town on the weekend and looking for "fun", sex optional
Ewwwwww..... that list is yucky!
As for this one:
-one who will only be in town on the weekend and looking for "fun", sex optional
I see that kind of ad around here every single weekend in the classifieds. Apparently my town is quite the place to meet up for a one night stand? Ewww creepy. And there are women who awswer those ads?? (without getting PAID, lol?) You gotta WONDER.
HAHAHAHA!
I was at a comedy club where the comic was telling on how one of his fantasies was that this woman he met told him that she is bi... he later found out that she meant bipolar.
Don't you often wonder if these people are for real or just trying to see what they might catch in their net with these ads?
OK Pac...Im gonna play along...You know how CREEPY CL is..well heres a few from today...
Come over, get eaten, and leave - 41 (South Jersey)
Date: 2008-07-16, 1:41PM EDT
I am looking for someone real just like YOU.
If you were searching for a wealthy person, would you advertise on Craigslist? I doubt it.
You would plausibly go to where wealthy people hang out and advertise there.
Since I am looking for a REAL person, I think craigs list is a nice site to search for a REAL girl.
Glad we have that out of the way . . . . .
I'm the chairperson of a publicly traded corporation who is in search for a REAL woman.
I am very tired of world travelling cleaning ladies with no meaning.
This is just since I've traveled to South Jersey!
A little about me:
I'm 41 years old, prosperous, company CFO and abandoned.
I am in search for a real woman and if you are REAL I want to get to know you.
Please write to me directly to
MillionaireCeo gmail . com
Help: L00King for a female that does NOT have or want kids - 36 (New Jersey)
Reply to: pers-757115548@craigslist.org
Date: 2008-07-16, 10:15AM EDT
* I do NOT want kids - now or ever. ( Because I am having sooooooo much trouble finding people that do NOT have or want kids, I even created a 100% free dating site: www.IdoNOTwantKids.com )
* I do not drink, smoke and/or use drugs
* I am NOT interested in one night stands, etc.
* Never Been Married/No Kids.
* Religion: Jewish and Catholic. (Mom is Jewish. Dad is Catholic.
* Height: 5'5", Weight: 155.
* 100% totally honest (When I'm NOT working that is. See occupation directly below.)
* Occupation: Lawyer.
* Favorite thing to do: LAUGH. If you can make me laugh, I'm happy - I don't care what we do for fun. However, I'm always willing to try something new (i.e. I've tried sky diving, bungee jumping, etc).
* Very driven/goal oriented.
* I believe that dating is a preface to marriage wherein both parties contribute, not only emotionally, but financially. Hence, if you aren't going to pick up the tab sometimes, or refuse to go on vacation unless I pay, or get upset when I use my infamous coupon book (which is like kryptonite to most women), I ain't the guy for you. Sorry.
-- WHAT I'D LIKE IN A WOMAN: --
* Somebody that does NOT have or want kids -- now or ever!! (again, feel free to visit www.IdoNOTwantKids.com for a LOT more information)
* Sense of Humor
* 99.99% reliable and trustworthy (Somebody that rarely cancels, does/accomplishes what they say they will and NEVER breaks a promise).
* NEVER breaks a promise. (I know I am repeating myself, but this is VERY important to me)
* Spontaneity (It should not take weeks of preparation to meet for a 15 minute cup of coffee.)
* Career/Goal Oriented.
* 100% honest.
* Religion: Any.
* Height: Any (Ladies, if you are taller than me (which is VERY likely), that is indeed fine with me. Unfortunately it seems most women prefer a taller guy. BUMMER! I thought 'size doesn't matter?' (he he he).
* Age: Any.
* The ability to talk about absolutely positively anything/everything without having to wait months to raise an issue (i.e. Do you want kids? Do we actually have to date six months before I can use a coupon in front of you? Etc.). Long story short, we can learn more in one coffee meeting than most people know in many months of dating.
-- NOTE: --
No offense, but I'm not interested in sending emails/chatting back and forth. I'd rather just meet for a friendly cup of coffee in a totally public place and see where it goes. If you want to know a LOT more information about me and to skip the countless emails, feel free to visit: www.IdoNOTwantKids.com.
Lastly, please include a recent picture and the day/time when you are available to meet for a friendly cup of coffee at Starbucks. If you don't include this information (i.e. picture & availability), I'm going to conclude that you are just playing games/bot, wherein I won't bother responding. Sorry.
guy looking for girl pretty feet - 27 (blackwood)
Date: 2008-07-16, 3:37AM EDT
whitedrag0n666 at aol com
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