I farted in front of my new boyfriend :-/

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Registered: 02-09-2012
I farted in front of my new boyfriend :-/
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Wed, 02-15-2012 - 9:15am

Ok so, last night my new guy and I fell asleep after wine, beer, and a really rich meal. Everything was great last night-the sex, the talk, the company. This morning, while we're both slowly waking up (you know, when you open your eyes, and then close them again) I caught him looking at me (in a loving sort of way). I smiled at him, and closed my eyes again.

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Registered: 04-29-2012
Sun, 04-29-2012 - 9:36am

I guarantee you he doesn't care about the fart. I'm sure the cheek was about morning breath too

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Registered: 04-25-2011
Mon, 04-16-2012 - 6:41pm

I just posted a long post to you -but I think I forgot to

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Registered: 04-15-2012
Sun, 04-15-2012 - 7:59pm

i for one as a female understand

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Registered: 03-16-2004
Fri, 04-06-2012 - 2:23am

Hi,

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Registered: 04-04-2012
Wed, 04-04-2012 - 8:02am

Having been in hospital in HDU and having to fart in front of the team of medics before they'd let me progress to the next level of care down I've lost all inhibitions about farting lol

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Registered: 04-21-2008
Fri, 03-30-2012 - 9:43am
I saw that video on Facebook a few months ago -- so funny. Cup 'o cheese!

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Registered: 03-28-2012
Wed, 03-28-2012 - 11:36pm
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Registered: 03-28-2012
Wed, 03-28-2012 - 11:36pm

:smileyvery-happy: I think this is hysterically funny... because in the first WEEKS of dating my boyfrirend I did the same thing!!!

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Registered: 12-22-2007
Thu, 03-15-2012 - 12:23am

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Registered: 03-14-2012
Wed, 03-14-2012 - 3:19pm
Depending on how long you two have been together, I'm sure he didn't care that it happened if he has any sensibility about himself to think "everybody does it." {It has to be done or otherwise your stomach would be in knots} If you are still feeling uncomfortable about it, sit down, discuss and apologize for what happened because eventually he's going to have to do it. No matter how long you are together, the fact of flagellation is according to what you have eaten~it's still going to be an embarrassing situation. . .

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