The longest thread about nothing....

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Registered: 05-04-2003
The longest thread about nothing....
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Thu, 01-27-2005 - 10:22pm

Now, don't confuse this with random thoughts... there does not have to be any thought involved in this one... just curious how long this thread can get... just talking about nothing...


Although knowing us.. it will turn to men, love, sex, cowboys, embroidery (heheh T) and more...


Who wants to talk about nothing? It's all men think about. :-)


Jennie

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Registered: 12-17-2004
Mon, 02-21-2005 - 2:26pm

Yippee! A new poster! Welcome to our little world of nonsense! Post as much drivel as you like in this thread. We do! LOL


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Registered: 12-17-2004
Mon, 02-21-2005 - 2:27pm
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Registered: 12-17-2004
Mon, 02-21-2005 - 2:29pm

Well, I'm talking to myself again but this time it's not because it's still bedtime where you are but because it's a holiday Monday where you are! I hope you all made good use of your holiday.


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Registered: 12-17-2004
Mon, 02-21-2005 - 2:35pm

Three wee boys were talking.

First one says "My dad writes 100 words on a bit of paper, calls it a poem and sells it for £50.

Second one says "That's nothing. My dad writes 100 words on a bit of paper, calls it a song and sells it for £100."

Third boy says "That's nothing. My dad writes 100 words on a bit of paper, calls it a sermon and it takes 8 people to collect all the money!"

tee hee!


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Registered: 12-17-2004
Mon, 02-21-2005 - 2:36pm

Did you hear about the cannibal who went on holiday and came back with half a leg missing?

He went self-catering!


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Registered: 12-17-2004
Mon, 02-21-2005 - 2:39pm

Did you hear about the dyslexic devil worshipper?

He sold his soul to Santa!


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Registered: 12-17-2004
Mon, 02-21-2005 - 2:42pm

Okay, that's enough from me for now - I'll bet you're glad! LOL

I think I've just doubled the board's total for the day. All the boards are really slow today - or at least the ones I go to. Maybe I'll take a trip to one of Jennie's other boards and see what's happening over there! Where did I put my dirty raincoat? :o)


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Registered: 05-04-2003
Mon, 02-21-2005 - 3:00pm

ANNE!


I love one liners! I sent that joke about the three wee boyts to my mom's boss (she works at a Baptist church). She's gonna love it!!!!


Jennie

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Registered: 12-17-2004
Tue, 02-22-2005 - 10:29am

There's a true story - alledgedly - about a guy at either Oxford or Cambridge University (I can't remember which) who was sitting his exams. Now this chap had been doing some research into the old laws of the university and had come up with a good one. (You do know that Oxford and Cambridge have been around since God was a boy - right?)

Anyway, there he was writing away at his exam and he puts his hand in the air and asks the adjudicator for some "cake and ale". The adjudicator told him to be quiet and get on with his exam. But, the chap pointed out that, according to the old laws of the university, students were entitled to cake and ale while they were doing their exams. Well, there was no cake and ale to be found so the adjudicator got him a burger and Coke and the student was well pleased with himself.

However, when he turned up for his next exam he was presented with a piece of paper from the same adjudicator who had, by then, also researched the old university laws. The paper said he had to pay a fine of £5 for not wearing a sword!


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Registered: 09-07-2003
Tue, 02-22-2005 - 10:40am

See, its not the dirty jokes that get me.

This had me snorting my coke. (coca-cola. not the kind you're supposed to snort, sillies)

Teresa
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