Queens of the Beach

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Registered: 04-07-2003
Queens of the Beach
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Wed, 12-03-2003 - 11:02am
Now this is the story all about how

Our lives got flipped turned upside down

So why don't you take a minute, just sit right there

We'll tell you how we became the Queens of a Beach East of Bel-Air...

In Cheerleaderadelphia, born and raised

On the playing fields is where I spent most of my days

Chillin' out maxin' relaxin' all cool and all

Tossin' up the mad stunts outside of the school

When it was all over and off to college I went

Suddenly the cafe food turned my skirt into a tent!

I got on one little scale and my brain went EEK

Said, "Girl, you got to get yourself onto the Beach!"

OK, so I skipped the two post-college years when I refused to look at a scale :-) Anyway, you get the idea...who wants to take the next verse?

Feelin' silly,

Shan

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Registered: 10-31-2003
Fri, 12-05-2003 - 7:34am
As I was walking down the street

One gorgeous Autumn day

I happened to pass a window of glass

That caused to stop and say "HEY!"

I saw in the glass a huge rear end

I said, "Whose that reflection I see?"

I was horrified and saddened when I realized

That the window's reflection was me!

I've been alone now for over three years

I've stopped asking myself why

But I must lose these unwanted pounds

If I want to get me a guy!

So I started to search for the best diet plan

Studied them all and read up on each

After careful consideration of all I found

Decided to go with South Beach.

I wasn't sure at first if this was for me

I mean, really...no sugar, no pasta, no bread!

But I gave it a try and it wasn't so bad

To get those cravings right out of my head.

The weight's coming off

I'm delighted to say

I'll stick with this, for sure,

And I'll be thin some day!

So come on aboard

Come discover what we found

You've got us on your side

With nothing to lose but the pounds!


Cyndie

Maya Angelou I'm not!!!!

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Registered: 09-02-2003
Fri, 12-05-2003 - 8:57pm
Come on!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Someone... to all my rappin' sis-tahs!!!!!!!! Lay down a verse for Shan!
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