Queens of the Beach
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Queens of the Beach
| Wed, 12-03-2003 - 11:02am |
Now this is the story all about how
Our lives got flipped turned upside down
So why don't you take a minute, just sit right there
We'll tell you how we became the Queens of a Beach East of Bel-Air...
Our lives got flipped turned upside down
So why don't you take a minute, just sit right there
We'll tell you how we became the Queens of a Beach East of Bel-Air...
In Cheerleaderadelphia, born and raised
On the playing fields is where I spent most of my days
Chillin' out maxin' relaxin' all cool and all
Tossin' up the mad stunts outside of the school
When it was all over and off to college I went
Suddenly the cafe food turned my skirt into a tent!
I got on one little scale and my brain went EEK
Said, "Girl, you got to get yourself onto the Beach!"
OK, so I skipped the two post-college years when I refused to look at a scale :-) Anyway, you get the idea...who wants to take the next verse?
Feelin' silly,
Shan

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One gorgeous Autumn day
I happened to pass a window of glass
That caused to stop and say "HEY!"
I saw in the glass a huge rear end
I said, "Whose that reflection I see?"
I was horrified and saddened when I realized
That the window's reflection was me!
I've been alone now for over three years
I've stopped asking myself why
But I must lose these unwanted pounds
If I want to get me a guy!
So I started to search for the best diet plan
Studied them all and read up on each
After careful consideration of all I found
Decided to go with South Beach.
I wasn't sure at first if this was for me
I mean, really...no sugar, no pasta, no bread!
But I gave it a try and it wasn't so bad
To get those cravings right out of my head.
The weight's coming off
I'm delighted to say
I'll stick with this, for sure,
And I'll be thin some day!
So come on aboard
Come discover what we found
You've got us on your side
With nothing to lose but the pounds!
Cyndie
Maya Angelou I'm not!!!!
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