DYK Sean missed his window of opportunity and then messed up by doing things I don't like. I don't like light soft touches on my shoulders or arm or neck it bugs the SFHGYT out of me!
DYK he always does that - he pays no mind to the fact that I shove him off me with a GET AWAY. He is like the monkeyt that never learns. lol The mouse who continues to get shocked for a piece of cheese.
The Mom Test > > I was out walking with my 4 year old daughter. She picked up something > off the ground and started to put it in her mouth. I took the item away > from her and I asked her not to do that. 'Why?' my daughter asked. > 'Because it's been on the ground, you don't know where it's been, it's > dirty, and probably has germs' I replied. At this point, my daughter > looked at me with total admiration and asked, 'Momma, how do you know > all this stuff, you are so smart.' I was thinking quickly. 'All moms > know this stuff. It's on the Mom Test. You have to know it, or they > don't let you be a Mom.' We walked along in silence for 2 or 3 minutes, > but she was evidently pondering this new information. 'OH...I get it!' > she beamed, 'So if you don't pass the test you have to be the dad. > ''Exactly'. I replied back with a big smile on my face. > > When you're finished laughing, send this to a Mom >
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DYK That's funny about him freaking if they touch while sleepiung.
DYK King size beds are enormous - do you even know the other person is in it?
DYK Sean and I are usually asleep on top of each other - he's warm!!!
DYK I am wearing my glasses today b/c of my silly eye!! It's sort of bothersome today!!!
Mom, I can ride more than horses.
DYK Awww! Thanks!?
DYK I'm not feeling amazing today?
DYK I have a toothache?
DYK I can't go to the dentist until tomorrow morning because Shawn has meetings all day that can't be rescheduled?
DYK I was up all night and I'll probably be doing the same tonight?
DYK I hate Tylenol? It does NOTHING.
DYK I just sent in 3 reviews.
DYK I have one to "summuraize" but it's a doozy...
DYK it's still all good.
DYK I didn't read last night - just konked out in bed after watching HOUSE
Mom, I can ride more than horses.
DYK I will do everything I can to get them on the same schedule?
DYK 12 weeks early is very early!?
DYK were they in the hospital for a long time after they were born?
DYK I totally agree about Tylenol???
DYK hope your dentist has a cancellation?
DYK hope its a minor fix?
DYK House was good last night?
DYK today is George's birthday?
DYK we started off properly?
DYK the problem wasn't my dentist? The could get me in first thing this morning. It's Shawn who couldn't come home to take the kids. :(
DYK I'm not even sure which tooth hurts? It's not sensitive to hot, cold or sweet. I just know something on my lower right side hurts like hell.
DYK I hope it's a minor fix too? Mostly because a major fix would require me to sit there longer and that's not comfortable.
DYK my regular dentist is really good looking?
DYK he wasn't available so I have someone else? :(
DYK yea for enthusiasm.
DYK Sean missed his window of opportunity and then messed up by doing things I don't like. I don't like light soft touches on my shoulders or arm or neck it bugs the SFHGYT out of me!
DYK he always does that - he pays no mind to the fact that I shove him off me with a GET AWAY. He is like the monkeyt that never learns. lol The mouse who continues to get shocked for a piece of cheese.
Mom, I can ride more than horses.
DYK Happy birthday George!
DYK it was snowing this morning but is supposed to be 60 tomorrow?
DYK AF came back for an encore this week?
DYK aren't I lucky?
DYK check this out:
The Mom Test
>
> I was out walking with my 4 year old daughter. She picked up something
> off the ground and started to put it in her mouth. I took the item away
> from her and I asked her not to do that. 'Why?' my daughter asked.
> 'Because it's been on the ground, you don't know where it's been, it's
> dirty, and probably has germs' I replied. At this point, my daughter
> looked at me with total admiration and asked, 'Momma, how do you know
> all this stuff, you are so smart.' I was thinking quickly. 'All moms
> know this stuff. It's on the Mom Test. You have to know it, or they
> don't let you be a Mom.' We walked along in silence for 2 or 3 minutes,
> but she was evidently pondering this new information. 'OH...I get it!'
> she beamed, 'So if you don't pass the test you have to be the dad.
> ''Exactly'. I replied back with a big smile on my face.
>
> When you're finished laughing, send this to a Mom
>
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