DYK April Showers Bring May Flowers

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DYK April Showers Bring May Flowers
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Tue, 04-01-2008 - 12:09am

DYK I can't believe I get to start this thread? 


DYK it's still March 31 st here and only 9 pm, but it's April 1st according to the board b/c it's on a different time zone?


DYK I am excited to start April...I want it to be my most active month yet.

 

 

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Registered: 03-25-2003
Wed, 04-02-2008 - 2:05pm

DYK my DH seems to have the same aversion to the dishwasher...


DYK same with the laundry basket--he will toss his clothes into the laundry room *right in front of* the basket, but not actually *IN* the freakin' basket!!


DYK WTF?!?!

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Registered: 09-11-2003
Wed, 04-02-2008 - 2:05pm

DYK my dishwasher has full-sized paper on the front held on by a magnet?


DYK One side is printed in big bold blue letters "CLEAN PLEASE EMPTY ME".



 

 


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Registered: 04-12-2004
Wed, 04-02-2008 - 2:07pm

DYK - I don't feel robbed, but often times the leftovers are planned for dinner the next night?


DYK- That messes up my meal planning totally!


DYK - At least he's not eating junk...



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Wed, 04-02-2008 - 2:07pm

DYK what my mother said to me on the day of my wedding?


DYK she said, "the bride don't boogie"?


DYK talk about crazy "motherisms"?


DYK my sisters and I are putting together a *book* of these (we call them Zoeyisms because the grandkids call her "Zoey") and we're including weird songs she knows from when she was a kid and strange recipes she's made up thru the years (can you say pork and galiano?)?


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Wed, 04-02-2008 - 2:07pm

DYK shortly after Shawn and I moved in together I called his mom and asked her to take him back because I couldn't afford to feed him!?

DYK she responded "NO WAY! Have him get another job!" :)

DYK I wonder if 3 teenage boys will put us in the poor house?




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Wed, 04-02-2008 - 2:08pm

DYK yes, he gets major points for saying that.


DYK and for sitting around playing goofy "april fools" jokes on the kids at dinner last night!


DYK and every time he cleans the kitchen (like three or four times a year), when he is done he calls out, "Honey, where do you keep the bon ami?"


DYK I love that he knows what to do with bon ami?


DYK so I give my MIL kudos for that.


DYK that when I walked in the door from my scrapbooking day last Saturday, the dishwasher *and* the vaccuum were running?


DYK I thanked him later??


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Wed, 04-02-2008 - 2:08pm
DYK but if they acknowledge the signs, that means they actually have to empty or fill! ;-)

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Wed, 04-02-2008 - 2:08pm

DYK - I should probably mention he's 21 days away from his 16th birthday


DYK - he's 5'11" and weighs 135?


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Wed, 04-02-2008 - 2:10pm

DYK OMG I can't sleep without the closet door closed, either!!


DYK my DH used to taunt me by opening it, then jumping into bed...he thought that was hysterical..


DYK I rearrange the dishwasher if things aren't put in there "correctly"?


DYK I eat 2 out of 3 meals/day standing up in the kitchen?


DYK I wear purple crocs around the house all day...but NEVER out in public!


DYK I absolutely cannot brush my teeth before I've had breakfast (this one grosses DH out)

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Registered: 04-01-2004
Wed, 04-02-2008 - 2:10pm

DYK she said, "the bride don't boogie"?


dyk what does that mean?

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