dyk, it's NOVEMBER
dyk, HAPPY NOVEMBER!!!!!!!!!!!!
Past Races:
-Boston Run to Remember Half Marathon, 5/29/11 (2:35:11, no training!)
-Corporate Run, 3.5 miles 6/2/11 (36:38, 4 days after running the half!)
-BAA 10k, 6/26/11 (1:04:52, wanted to be under an hour...)
-Tavern to Tavern
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1. Load your plate up high, then take it to the kitchen, toss it all in the blender, and take your "shake" back to the table. Announce that it's the new Thanksgiving Weight Loss Shake.
2. When everyone goes around to say what they are Thankful for, say, "I'm thankful I didn't get caught" and refuse to say anything more.
3. Bring a date that only talks about the tragic and abusive conditions known to exist at turkey farms. (tofu...LOL)
4. During mid-meal turn to your mother-in-law
'Twas the night of Thanksgiving, But I just couldn't sleep.
I tried counting backwards, I tried counting sheep
The leftovers beckoned --- The dark meat and white,
But I fought the temptation with all of my might.
Tossing and turning with anticipation
The thought of a snack became infatuation.
So I raced to the kitchen, Flung open the door,
And gazed at the fridge full of goodies galore.
I gobbled up turkey and buttered potatoes,
Pickles and carrots, beans and tomatoes.
I felt myself swelling so plump and so round,
Till all of a sudden, I rose off the ground !!
I crashed through the ceiling. Floating into the sky....
With a mouthful of pudding and a handful of pie,
But I managed to yell as I soared past the trees ...
HAPPY EATING TO ALL !!
PASS THE CRANBERRIES PLEASE !!
(from David Letterman's Top Ten Lists)
10. Hundreds of volunteers have started to stack sandbags around you.
9. Doctor tells you your weight would be perfect for a man 17 feet tall.
8. You are responsible for a slight but measurable shift in the earth's axis.
7. Right this minute you're laughing up pie on the carpet.
6. You decide to take a little nap and wake up in mid-July.
5. World's fattest man sends you a telegram, warning you to "back off!"
4. CBS tells you to lose weight or else.
3. Getting off your couch requires help from the fire department.
2. Every escalator you step on immediately grinds to a halt.
1. You're sweatin' gravy.
dyk you are so sweet, to have thought of us!
dyk I always think about about the families too
dyk I think I'll enjoy my family a little extra this holiday.
dyk Barlow just brought me the special Thanksgiving edition of the newspaper
dyk he must have been carrying it around in his snout for a while and there are chunks of paper missing
dyk hope no one wanted to read the first several layers of sales circulars!
dyk hope you are feeling better soon than that your friends are ok.
dyk the attacks were mostly on tourist sites, so a "local" would probably be far from them.
dyk I kind of feel like I "owe" Guide Dogs, since Barlow is a failed trainee
dyk but I also feel so good about their work that I think I would donate even without the connection.
dyk I guess we're not going to see Bolt?
dyk Hayden and I are having a fashion show, lol.
dyk one word comes to mind...mess.
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