DYK the Rockin' New Year!!! Jan 2009
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DYK the Rockin' New Year!!! Jan 2009
| Wed, 12-31-2008 - 11:40pm |
DYK I typed about 4 different titles - all stupid. The one I landed on isn't all that great... but whatever!!
dyk and I had such a BAD day with the kids...and I do mean bad, terrible, horrible, made me want to cry, have an anxiety attack driving down the highway bad....
dyk that I decided even though we're 20 minutes from the New York New Year - it would make me happy to start this?



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DYK- Add
Maid (or to expand it, floor sweeper, kitchen cleaner,
DYK also, don't forget something like "prayer leader", "spiritual counselor", etc., since I know you are good at keeping up with that in your home.
DYK all of this drama happened before noon for you??
DYK I really hope your SIL is not in serious danger by staying with your BIL?
DYK he sounds like he might be a loose cannon?
dyk
dyk yep, I called her at 10:02 - I know b/c I had paused Price is Right and it was all said and done over by 11:48 when Sean came home for lunch and we them turned Price is Right back on,.
dyk I do think she's in danger but there's nothing I can do about it now
dyk I've added: budget guru, stain removal expert, dog care attendant, grocery shopping maniac, husband kisser, hug machine
dyk prayer leader was already on there Joy, but I like that you thought that of me!!! I'm trying!!
dyk this email I just got is so funny:
This morning on the Interstate, I looked over to my left and there was a
Woman
In a brand new Cadillac
Doing 75 mph
With her Face, up next to her rear view mirror
Putting on her eyeliner.
I looked away
for a couple seconds!
And when I looked back she was
halfway over in my lane,
still working on that makeup.
As a man,
I don't scare easily.
But she scared me so much -- I dropped
My electric shaver ,
which knocked
The
donut
Out of my other hand.
In all t he confusion of trying to straighten out the car
using my knees against
the steering wheel,
it knocked
my cell phone
away from my ear, which fell,
into the coffee
between my legs, splashed, and burned Big Jim and the Twins,
ruined the damn phone, soaked my trousers,
and disconnected an important call.
Damn women drivers!!
DYK we still have my minivan; we haven't had any luck selling it.
DYK we tried giving it away to a religious community that is close by.
DYK when I made vegetable soup yesterday, I pureed it instead of leaving the veggies whole.
DYK it is so much better than my normal vegetable soup!
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